Junk journalism is the evidence of a society that has at least one thing right: that there should be nobody with the power to dictate where responsible journalism begins.----------------------------------- Tom Stoppard
... many more are
Other useful information: Christmas is a national holiday; Washington's Birthday/Presidents' Day is not.
It is predicted to be ``a special moment between mother and son.''
In other news, we learn that Swahili is morally correct
To demonstrate its commitment to diversity of opinion, The Spectrum has two Op-Ed pages. A second Op-Ed page is achieved by having editorial staff write all of the nominal Op-Ed page. One writer in this section, helpfully noting that her English is at present ``perfect,'' alerts us to the newly acceptable use of rang to form the present perfect.
as lover walks out. He calls off wedding after she refuses to have his baby. Vide infra.
Page 44: Alicia Silverstone has been dating Batman Forever star Chris O'Donnell, but she likes dogs.
Vide infra.
Page 18: In a letter to the editor, Keith Whitnall of North York, Ontario urges Molly Ringwald to
and not divulge all details of her sex life. The possible effects on her career are not explored.
In a wonderfully worded letter to the editor, wonderfully captioned
Nancy Ulrey (Lexington, Kentucky) comments that ``[j]ust because she's a princess doesn't
on every man she sees.''
Whitnall and Ulrey both received honoraria of US$10 for their contributions.
If you didn't before, now you know. [ Ftnt. 18 ]
A good newspaper is never good enough, but a bad newspaper is a joy forever.----------------------------------- Garrison Keillor
I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.----------------------------------- Kim Alexis
