We feel your pain!

Yes, we too have known the disappointment of purchasing a personal hygiene product and taking it home only to discover that it is the wrong color. The following public service is offered by the Stammtisch in order to prevent a recurrence of this domestic tragedy.

PRODUCT:					Color:
Secret pH Balanced Shower Fresh
Antiperspirant and deodorant................... white

PRODUCT:					Color:
ban® Anti-Perspirant Deodorant
WIDE SOLID Ocean Breeze Scent®................. white

PRODUCT:					Color:
ban® FOR men CLEAR
Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant REGULAR............ urinal-puck green
                                                    (shade between Scope
                                                     and Store Brand)

PRODUCT:					Color:
NEW Suave® Super Stick
ANTI-PERSPIRANT & DEODORANT FRESH.............. white

PRODUCT:					Color:
NEW!
DOUBLE PROTECTION F O R M U L A
Irish Spring® DEODORANT & ANTI-PERSPIRANT
FOR MEN     ORIGINAL........................... white

PRODUCT:					Color:
FABERGÉ POWER STICK®
DEODORANT   MUSK............................... translucent peach

PRODUCT:					Color:
NEW EXTRA STRENGTH
BRUT 33® OVAL STICK
FABERGÉ POWER STICK®
DEODORANT BY FABERGÉ........................... translucent lime

PRODUCT:					Color:
Old Spice HIGH ENDURANCE
Stick Deodorant  MUSK.......................... gym-floor-paint blue
(D&C Violet #2 and D&C Green #6 )

PRODUCT:					Color:
Old Spice CLASSIC  Original Round-Stick Formula
Deodorant Stick  MUSK.......................... mucus green
(D&C Yellow #10 and D&C Green #5 )


Dennis Potter, writing in The Times of London, observed that George

Orwell ... never looked for the familiar deodorant ...
in a review of Decline of the English Murder and Other Stories.