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  Involuntary philately . . . Bald Francophone Aliens . . . How to be well-preserved in old age . . . Billions and billions . . . The truth about Banana Nutmeg . . . Falling-down drunk . . . Fleas only have fleas upon 'em in the Biblical sense . . .

  Football in a union town . . . How to find McDonald's . . . Everybody talks about the weather, now bullshit walks . . . Bless you . . . Set your watch for the millenium . . . Violence in the AFL . . .

  Deconstruction clarified . . . Fantasy involving Bill Gates . . . H. Dumpty's cholesterol problem . . . The Burden of Destination . . . Doomsday book units . . . Cruelty to fish . . . Aye, Captain, whatever you say . . . Between ABD and Ph.D. . . . You'd follow any link . . . It's a `gas'! . . . Greek Americans in Mexico . . .

  Identity crisis . . . There are no guarantees . . . Violence in Illinois . . . Intelligence in Kansas . . . The Grammar of Science . . . A spinach-and-asparagus children's treat . . . and peas . . . The Sinister . . . Applied Mathematics . . . Andean Coyote-chasers . . . Mobile Home . . .

  Mathematics More Applied Than You Imagined . . . Vision . . . Vegetable Life . . . The Choice of yet another generation . . . Best and Brightest . . . Phlogiston Phorever . . . Liars, Demmid Liars, and . . . The sauri . . . You may be tone deaf . . . Not to mention seat position . . .

  You and Thou . . . Unbearable humiliation . . . Still controversial after all these years . . . War of the Words . . . War of the Worlds . . . Say Cheese! . . .

  accents . . . an underappreciated health benefit of tacky clothing . . . Ye Olde Þorn . . . As you suspected, Aix can't be interpreted . . . Heedless encyclopedists' philological deserts . . .

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