- .pf
- (Domain code for) French Polynesia.
- PF
- Phenol-Formaldehyde.
- pF
- Picofarad. Also pronounced ``puff.''
- PF
- Points For. The usual way to win a game is to score more points than
the opponents (have PF > PA)
- PF
- Polyurethane Foam.
- PF
- Popular Front. In the opinion of its leadership, at least. Often in
reality too, until the period of power begins.
- PF
- Power Forward. Basketball position.
- Pf.
- ProoF.
Expressions like ``the proof of the pudding is in
the eating'' and ``the exception that proves the rule'' are widely
misunderstood today, because the meaning of the word proof has
drifted from its earlier sense of test. The exception that proves
the rule used to refer to the difficult case that provided the hardest
test of the validity of a rule, not -- as it seems to do today -- to the
exceptional case that establishes where the limits of the rule's validity
are to be found.
- PFA
- PerFluoroAlkoxy polymer. One of the polymers that du Pont
markets as ``Teflon'' ® (along with FEP and
PTFE).
- PFA
- Players' Football Association. A players' union representing professional
soccer players in England.
- PFAW
- People For the American Way. There may
be some slight disagreement on what the ``American Way'' might be besides
right. PFAW is a promoter of left-wing causes and views. You can't say they
``lobby'' Democratic legislators; it's more like they provide them with scripts.
- PFay
- The Papyri of FAYum, Egypt. Published by B.P.
Grenfell, A.S. Hunt and D.G. Hogarth in 1900.
- PFC
- PerFluoro{ Chemical | Carbon } (compound). Also expanded
perfluorocompound.
- PFC
- Power Factor Controller.
- PFC
- PreFrontal Cortex (of the brain).
- PFC
- Private First Class.
- PFD
- Power Flux Density.
- PFDL
- Parameterized Format Description Language.
- PFE
- Pedal-Feel Emulator. A system that controls the displacement or force of a
motor vehicle's brake pedal. Traditional brakes don't have this, of course,
and neither do ``power brakes'' (``vacuum-boosted'' brakes). PFE's are used
with brake-by-wire systems, in which the brakes are actuated completely
electronically (that's normally; the back-up emergency brake is mechanical).
PFE's are designed to emulate the feel of ordinary power brakes.
- PFE
- Please Find Enclosed.
- PFE
- Pressurized Fluid Extraction. Well, we still haven't explained Folch, so
we'd be getting ahead of ourselves if we explained PFE now.
- Pfennig
- German, `penny.' I would guess that this is a cognate.
- PFF
- Philippine Football Federation. After 400
years in a convent and 40 in Hollywood, they shouldn't call it anything but
soccer.
- PFF
- Preparing Future Faculty
``is a national network of academic leaders reshaping graduate education to
include preparation for the full range of faculty roles subsumed by the terms
teaching, research, and service. Participants observe and experience how these
responsibilities can be carried out at a wide range of academic institutions
with varying missions and diverse student bodies.''
- PFF
- Presidential
Faculty Fellow.
- PFG
- Pulsed Field Gradient.
- PFIAB
- (US) President's Foreign
Intelligence Advisory Board. It ``provides advice to the President
concerning the quality and adequacy of intelligence collection, of analysis and
estimates, of counterintelligence, and of other intelligence activities. The
PFIAB, through its Intelligence Oversight Board, also advises the President on
the legality of foreign intelligence activities.''
``The PFIAB currently [text copied February 2005] has 16 members selected from
among distinguished citizens outside the government who are qualified on the
basis of achievement, experience, independence, and integrity.
``The Board was established in 1956 by President Eisenhower and was originally
called the President's Board of Consultants on Foreign Intelligence Activities.
It gained its current name under President Kennedy and it has served all
Presidents since that time except for President Carter.'' In some documents,
the PFIAB is referred to without the A-word: ``President's Foreign Intelligence
Board.''
- PFL
- Pillow Fight League. A dry variant of
mud wrestling, launched by Stacey Case in Toronto
in early 2006. Early in 2007, they're taking the show on the road.
Mary informs me that at a logging festival in Montana in the 1990's, she
watched a pillow fight contest that was conducted on floating logs. The
contestants were allowed to soak their pillows, but not to put foreign objects
(stones, apples, pears, and soap were mentioned) into them. She says the
women who participated (it was an all-distaff event) were big and strong.
In July 2006, Mary attended the Idaho Potato Mash-A-Thon. Among the events
were mashed-potato sculpting, potato-eating contests, and mashed-potato
wrestling.
- P-FLAG
- Parents, Family and Friends Lesbians
And Gays. Hey wait! I thought that was the last refuge of a...
- PFLP
- Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.
FPLP in French.
- PFM
- Paschal Full Moon. The full moon preceding Easter Sunday. This is a
nominal full moon -- a full moon date determined by an algorithm that
determines ecclesiastical full moon dates. It's very accurate, so I suppose
that most of the time it's wrong. (Like a watch that's just a bit slow.)
- PFO
- Patent Foramen Ovale. Medical Latin for
a small opening between the left and right atria of the heart. It's thought to
be a risk factor for stroke.
- PFPWD
- Program For Persons With Disabilities.
- PFS
- Personal Financial Specialist. An AICPA
specialization certification for CPA's.
- PFU, pfu
- Plaque-Forming Unit. A phage, in so many words. Here ``plaque'' is used
in the sense of a region of an agar plate that has been denuded of bacteria
by the action of a bacteriophage (bacteria-killing virus). Literally, of
course, bacteriophage means bacteria-eater (just like
coprophage means, oh never mind). What a typical bacteriophage
(``phage'' for short) does is break into a bacterium and hijack its
transcription apparatus so it produces lots of copies of the virus.
Eventually, the bacterium becomes filled up and bursts, releasing the virus
copies. (Virus is an odd Latin word without
a known or obvious plural.)
- PFW
- Pro Football Weekly.
- pg.
- PaGe. Equivalently: p.
Plurals: pgs and pp.
- .pg
- (Domain code for) Papua New Guinea. Hmmm. Well, I already
wrote all I know that's even slightly relevant to Papua New Guinea at the
entry for the Dominican Republic. Sorry, I'm fresh
out of material.
- PG
- Parental Guidance suggested. Indicates that movie is not about cartoon
animals, but also would not have shocked you by the time you were eight.
It's a movie rating of the MPAA (q.v.),
originally called M (mature) and then GP (General audiences, Parental
guidance suggested) later renamed GP and finally PG.
- PG
- Point Guard. Basketball position.
- PG, P-G
- Post Gazette or Post-Gazette. The sort of compound you get when newspapers
named ``The Post'' and ``The Gazette'' merge. Like the Pittsburgh (PA) PG.
- PG
- ProstaGlandin[s]. Part of the reason why parents' not letting their
kids see any but PG movies won't be enough to keep'em pure.
- P.G.
- Prince George's
(county, in Maryland). Northeast of Washington, D.C., it experienced tremendous growth in the late
1950's and 1960's, as the population of DC expanded into the (fled to the
jurisdictionally separate) suburbs. During the 1960's alone, the county
population increased by almost 70%. Nowadays something like 40% of workers
living there are federal employees.
``Prince George's'' is a bit of a mouthful when you're busy announcing school
snow closings and such, so the abbreviation, pronounced ``pee-gee,'' is common
in speech.
Prince George of Denmark (1653-1708) was the consort of Anne (1665-1714), queen
of England and scattered other parts from 1702. Prince George's was
constructed from Calvert and Charles counties in 1695. The original name did
not contain an apostrophe, following seventeenth-century punctuation
conventions. This is reflected in the homepage and emblem of the Prince
Georges Radio Control Club (PGRC), founded in 1964.
A style manual for the
``Papers of George Washington Editorial
Project'' has in its list of
troublesome vocabulary a line
Prince Georges County, Md. (No apostrophe)
Not enough attention has been paid to this important issue.
In 1971,
the official seal of the state was altered by the addition of an
apostrophe (and by the use of a modern u glyph in the word county
instead of the old vee style), but confusion remains. In 2002, author
guidelines from the National Institute of Justice (NIJ)
made the following claim:
... NIJ differs from GPO on using apostrophes in
county names (e.g., Prince George's County).
Au contraire! The GPO's style manual for 2002 listed (in chapter
4 -- ``CAPITALIZATION EXAMPLES''; scroll down to page 43 or else do
something creative with your search function)
County, Prince George's; county of Prince George's; County Kilkenny,
etc.; Loudoun and Fauquier Counties; the county.
Who give's a rats ass about a prince of Denmark? I say, rename it P.G County
and save all the punctuation hassles.
- P+G, P&G
- Procter and Gamble. Based in Cincinnati.
- PG
- Project Gutenberg. Begun by Michael Hart when he received
a grant of computer time at the University of Illinois in 1971. Hart felt (I
had to write that) that the greatest value created by computers would not be
number crunching, but rather the storage, retrieval, and searching of texts.
In other words, he was a visionary.
- PGA
- Patient Global Assessment. As opposed to the physician global assessment
(MDGA).
- PGA
- Pin Grid Array. A pin-through-hole Chip
package with pins in a square array on the bottom surface. Pins are
usually in a generally-but-not-quite-symmetric pattern which does
not cover the bottom surface completely.
National Semiconductor publishes
specs on the web.
A plastic PGA is illustrated (upside down) at right.
- PGA
- Professional Golfers'
Association. There's a history and one of the PGA
tour.
More interesting is the Bad Golfers
Association (BGA).
- PGA
- Professional Graphics Adapter.
- PGA
- Programmable Gate Array.
- PG-AU
- Project Gutenberg of AUstralia.
An independent PG partner. Since Australia is a
Life+50 country, you should go there to download
some etexts that aren't in the public domain (PD)
in Life+70 countries.
Of course, if you yourself are in a Life+70 country, then you shouldn't do
this, because you're cheating a poor book-publishing conglomerate. Don't tell
me that the book has been out of print (OOP) for a
century; that's irrelevant. You see, keeping works out of the greedy clutches
of the public domain encourages potential readers to purchase new, often better
books that are in print. The heirs of the original authors, recognizing
this fact, gratefully reward publishers for their loyalty by refusing to allow
books they own the rights of to enter the PD. Actually, they reward the
conglomerates that swallowed up the companies that used to show some loyalty to
the authors of the books that sold well, but
basically it's the same warm, gooey feeling.
- PGCE
- PostGraduate Certificate in Education.
- PGCPS
- Prince George's County Public Schools.
Yeah -- that P.G. County.
- PGDIC
- Plant Genome Data and Information Center (of the NAL).
- PGDP
- Project Gutenberg's Distributed
Proofreaders. ``Distributed Proofreaders was founded in 2000 by Charles
Franks to support the digitization of Public Domain books. Originally conceived
to assist Project Gutenberg (PG),
Distributed Proofreaders (DP) is now [text copied from website January 2004]
the main source of PG e-books. In 2002, Distributed Proofreaders became an
official Project Gutenberg site and as such is supported by Project Gutenberg.
All our users, managers, developers and so on are volunteers.''
As of January 2004, there's a separate DP
Europe which is targeting books in
other languages than English and other scripts than Roman.
This site provides a web-based method of easing the proofreading work
associated with the digitization of Public Domain books into Project Gutenberg
e-books. By breaking the work into individual pages many proofreaders can be
working on the same book at the same time. This significantly speeds up the
proofreading/e-book creation process.
When a proofer elects to proofread a page of a particular book, the text and
image file are displayed on a single web page. This allows the page text to be
easily reviewed and compared to the image file, thus assisting the proofreading
of the page text. The edited text is then submitted back to the site via the
same web page that it was edited on. A second proofreader is then presented
with the work of the first proofreader and the page image. Once they have
verified the work of the first proofreader and corrected any additional errors
the page text is again submitted back to the site.
Once all pages for a particular book have been processed, a post-processor
joins the pieces, properly formats them into a Project Gutenberg e-book and
submits it to the Project Gutenberg archive.
- PGE
- Platinum-Group Element[s].
- PGED
- Point-contact GErmanium Diode.
- PG-EU
- Project Gutenberg in the European
Union. An independent PG partner based in the
Netherlands. Situation very fluid as I write this entry in January 2004. See
DP Europe entry. The gift culture has some
rather funky organizational charts.
- Pgh
- PittsburGH. A city with a lot of hometown pride. One point of pride has
been the letter aitch at the end of the town name. Two days before Christmas
in 1891, the grinches of the United States Board on
Geographic Names got their wish -- and a bill was signed into federal law
that standardized place names by, among other things, changing the spelling of
names ending in ``burgh'' to end in ``burg.'' You really have to wonder
whether the tenth amendment to the constitution and the entire notion of
federalism isn't a dead letter, when even your own town name isn't safe.
By Christmas 1891 or so, the people of Pittsburgh were incensed. Somehow they
managed to remain incensed for two decades, and on July 19, 1911, the
United States Geographic Board (the renamed United
States Board on Geographic Names) restored Pittsburgh's original name. (It
seems the wound never completely healed; see the
Pittsburg entry for a bit more.) The board's
concession was half a loaf, at best. The proper resolution would have been a
state-court finding that no federal agency had the authority to name any
state-incorporated entity, followed by a federal court's refusal to hear an
appeal.
It's instructive to consider this case in detail. The original ten-man Board
on Geographic Names was established by an executive order of Pres. Benjamin
Harrison in 1890. At the time, some states had as many as five different towns
with the same name. Shortening all burghs to burgs was one of the first
decisions taken by the board. Decisions of the board were accepted as binding
by all departments and agencies of the federal government.
This is typical in many ways. There was a plausible case that a real problem
existed, of course, though it was probably not as serious as it was made out to
be. It was the responsibility of the states to solve it. The states could
certainly solve it themselves, and were likely better-situated to solve it
knowledgeably and with sensitivity to local concerns. A federal agency was
created to solve it, even though neither the executive nor the federal
government as a whole had any authority in the matter. (Oh sure, it was
necessary to standardize the names for smooth federal government operation.)
Among the first actions of the board was one which was largely irrelevant to
its charge. Without legally imposing its (nonexistent) authority (i.e.,
without legally changing the names) but merely by acting as if it had, the
federal government created a version of the problem the problem it had set out
to solve: name confusion for one of the country's largest cities, created in
the name of solving the problem that there were five places named Dry Gulch in
New Mexico (or whatever).
(You know, the partial-concession method of securing authority was not invented
by the USGB. Consider Marbury v. Madison.)
- PGILD
- Projection Gas Immersion Laser Doping.
- PGLAF
- Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. The charitable foundation
that supports the work of Project Gutenberg
(PG).
- PGM
- Platinum-Group Metals. The period-5 and period-6 transition metals of
three adjacent groups. (The ones under the period-4 metals
Fe, Co, and
Ni. I won't try to give the group numbers because
there are two or three common numberings.) In atomic-number order they are
ruthenium,
rhodium, and
palladium, then
osmium,
iridium,
and um, um, oh yeah -- platinum.
- PGM, .pgm
- Portable GrayMap. An image format: MIME-type
image/x-portable-graymap.
- PGM
- Precision Guided Munitions.
- PGME
- Propylene Glycol (mono) Methyl Ether.
- PGP (tm)
- Pretty Good (tm) Privacy. A
public-key encryption for email and data
storage. Visit the
User's Guide or a
jump-start-like introduction, with appropriate out-links.
PGP is the creation of Phil
Zimmerman.
- PGR
- Procuraduría General de la República. Sounds fishy,
doesn't it?
- PGRC
- Prince Georges Radio Control
Club. Established in 1964 to promote the enjoyment of building and flying
radio-controlled model aircraft. If you're not in or near Prince George's County, then you're just SOL, yer scrood. Oh
wait -- there's hope! More information in the next edition of the glossary.
- pgs.
- PaGeS. Equivalently: pp.
Singulars: pg. and p.
- PGSA
- Philosophy Graduate Students Association. There exists at least one PGSA
(at Marquette University).
- P. G. Wodehouse
- Pelham (`Plum') Grenville Wodehouse (1881-1975).
- PG-13
- Parental Guidance suggested before age 13. Indicates that movie is not
about cartoon animals, but also contains nothing at all shocking. The
only reason for this rating is to attract fourteen-year-olds to see G movies.
PG is for attracting eighteen-year-olds to see G movies.
More at PG and MPAA entries.
- pH
- Potential of Hydrogen: -log[H+]. A
measure of acidity on a logarithmic scale like the open-ended Richter
scales. 7 is neutral, numbers larger than 7 are
basic (roughly equivalent term
alkaline) and smaller numbers are
acidic (``sour''; although there is a sense of
sour taste which measures acidity there is no equivalent taste sense for
basicity). Acidic and basic solutions with pH's smaller than 0 and greater
than 14, respectively, are rare. The pH of lemons is around 2.2, and
vinegar is around 2.9.
Acid taste is not a perfect measure of acidity, however: e.g., apples
and grapefruit have comparable acidity (3 to 3.3). An important factor in
determining sour taste is sugar: sweetness masks
acidity.
Cf. pK, pOH.
The figure above the entry is from Water
Watch.
The pH measure was introduced in 1909 by the biochemist S.P.L. Sørensen.
At the time, he was working on controlling acidity during the brewing of beer.
You should celebrate this fact soon by performing
GI-tract experiments with Danish beer.
- .ph
- (Domain code for) Philippines.
- PH, ph
- Pinch Hitter.
- P&H
- Postage and Handling.
- PH
- Prentice Hall, which is now a
division of Simon and Schuster.
- PHA
- Pulse Height Analy { sis | zer }. A feature of some optical
multichannel analyzers (MCA).
- phage
- Short for bacteriophage. A virus that eats bacteria, to judge
from the etymology. Since the largest viruses are smaller than the smallest
bacteria (don't hold me to that, there may be some overlap in the size range),
the "eating" is from the inside: a phage invades, commandeers the genetic
apparatus, replicates itself, and then its copies burst out of the cell
wall of the bacterium.
- Pharaoh
-
n.
-
Member of a 50's singing group. There's a bit of further information hidden
toward the end of the Mojo Risin, Mr.
entry.
-
Dead king of ancient Egypt.
-
Maybe you're thinking of farrow.
v.
-
Definitely you're thinking of farrow.
- pharmaceutical names
- See drug names.
- PHB
- Pig-Headed Boss.
- PHB
- PolyHydroxyButyrate. I guess really that should be
polyhydroxybutanoate, but let's face it, the later nomenclature just
doesn't have the old pizzazz.
- PHC
- Prairie Home Companion. A Sunday afternoon program produced by Minnesota Public Radio (MPR),
hosted by the great storyteller Garrison Keillor,
and featuring live music that it surprises no one has not made the
performers rich or famous. Famous tagline: ``Lake Wobegone, where the
women are strong, the men are good-lookin', and all the children are
above average.''
- PHCC
- Plumbing-Heating-Cooling
Contractors-National-Association. Yeah-that's-how they-write-it. Looks
like piping-on-the-brain.
- PHCVD
- Photon-induced CVD. CVD in which a reaction
on the surface is catalyzed by light, or accelerated by substrate heating
caused by illumination.
- Ph.D., PhD
- Post-Hole Digger.
- Ph.D., PhD
- Philosophiae Doctor. Latin, `Doctor of Philosophy.'
Also, according to the progression B.S. (Bull Shit), M.S. (More Shit), Ph.D. is
expanded ``Piled higher & Deeper.''
[The animated gif to the left is not a server-push graphic. You can
stop it by pressing the escape key or using the selection item under the
rightmost (if not the only) button on your mouse.]
Someone
has suggested the expansion Pretty Hard to Date. I dare say I have been.
Theodore Ziolkowski wrote a famous article entitled ``The Ph.D. Squid,''
for American Scholar vol. 59(2) pp. 177-195 (Spring 1990),
concerned with how long it's been taking to get one. (See ABD.)
The medieval universities mostly had two degrees: bachelor of arts and master
of arts. I suppose this pattern was set by the University of Paris. The MA
was the ``teaching degree'' attained by someone who was competent to teach the
subject matter. A friend of mine who got her BA at Cambridge (UK) and her
Ph.D. at Princeton returned and joined the faculty at Cambridge. They gave her
an honorary Cambridge MA so that she would be technically qualified to teach.
The Oxbridge universities are deeply steeped in tradition. I stayed in a guest
room at her college (with a view of the cemetery), and judging from the
electrical fixtures (vintage nineteenth-century)...
The Ph.D. was invented in Germany and adopted in the
US and elsewhere as a research degree, and over time it has come to be regarded
as necessary for university-level teaching. (Adoption has been somewhat
nonuniform, however. The first Ph.D.'s were not awarded in Italy until the
1980's.)
Probably most people find the ``philosophy'' part of the term ``doctor of
philosophy'' puzzling. The origin is in the traditional division of
universities, dating back to medieval times, into four faculties: theology,
law, medicine, and philosophy. Philosophy was broadly construed as scholarship
not targeted toward a specific professional end (churchman, lawyer, physician).
The Enlightenment expansion of knowledge for the most part inflated the
catch-all faculty of philosophy (elsewhere called ``arts'' or ``arts and
sciences'').
- PHD
- Plastic High Dome (watch crystal). Kindamusing, since ``high-dome'' is a
synonym of egg-head, unnecessarily smart person.
- Phd
- Pigeon-Harvesting Dog. The recruiters that supply Google with the warm bodies needed for its
PC's.
- PHE
- Peer
Health Educator.
- Phe
- PHEnylalanine.
- Phe
- Phoenix.
Official IAU abbreviation
for the constellation.
- PHEMT
- Pseudomorphic High Electron Mobility
Transistor (HEMT). It is Stammtisch practice,
or will be as soon as we use the word, to pronounce it ``PEE-hemp'd.''
You should follow us in this, even now before we have led.
- PHEV
- Plug-In Hybrid Electric Vehicle[s].
- PHEW
- Public Health, Education and Welfare. Rare deprecatory invented acronym
for HEW. Aw, man.
- PHEWA
- Presbyterian Health, Education and Welfare Association.
100 Witherspoon St. Rm. 3228,
Louisville, KY 40202-1396.
No longer room 3041. I think they moved things around a bit.
Web site under redevelopment as of
June 2001. There's an amusing sort of pot-calling-the-kettle-black aspect
to this, I'll leave that as is and merely note that as of 2014, they have a separate domain distinct from that of
the PC(USA) which they originally used.
- PHF
- Paired Helical Filaments. Helical assemblies of neurofilament proteins
found in Alzheimer's disease (AD) brains.
- PHI
- Packard Humanities Institute
300 Second St., Suite 201; Los Altos, CA 94022
The website was under construction as of late August 2003.
Tel: (415) 948-0150
Fax: (415) 948-5793
They sponsor some digs, but they are best known for producing a series of
searchable CD-ROM for
Classical Scholarship. CD-ROM 5.3 contains various
Latin authors, and seven versions of the Bible.
CD-ROM ``PHI 7'' contains collections of Greek
papyri and inscriptions.
- PHIGS
- Programmer's Hierarchical Interactive Graphics System. A 3D graphics
library.
- PHIGS PLUS
- Programmer's Hierarchical Interactive Graphics
System Plus Lumiere Und Surfaces. (What the hell language is that?!) A
PHIGS extension with depth-cueing, NURBS, and
complex primitives (I love this stuff, whatever it is).
- PHIIGS
- PIIGS plus Hungary. The PIIGS are all in the
eurozone. Hungary, like the UK, is part of the
EU but uses its own currency.
- Phila.
- PHILadelphiA. A Greek place name derived from the Hellenistic Greek
philadelphía, `brotherly love.' It was the name of one of the
Decapolis (`ten
city') cities located mostly in present-day Jordan. Philadelphia was the site
of modern Amman (q.v.). The ancient city
was named after a Ptolemaic rebuilder of the city. The Greek term
philadelphía was used in post-classical
Latin, and I presume that is the source of the name
of the Pennsylvania city.
It is my irritated duty to point out that the translation `brotherly love'
suggests a gender preference that is largely absent in the original Greek.
Brother and sister in ancient Greek were adelphós and
adelphê, respectively. (There's an acute accent on the final eta
in the second word, but it's inconvenient to mark up.) Whichever of the two
words you choose as basis, you get the same compound word with the
-ia abstract ending. So philadelphía means both
`brotherly love' and `sisterly love.'
At the time of the American Revolution, Philadelphia was the
second-most-populous city in the British Empire, after London. According the
census of 1800, Philadelphia had 70,000 inhabitants. The other four US cities
with populations over 10,000 were New York (60,000),
Boston (25,000), Charleston (18,000), and Baltimore (13,000). The first
census of
London, taken in 1801, yielded a count of 959,300. (London was the largest
city in Europe; Edo, now called Tokyo, was very likely the largest city in the
world, with a population estimated to be over a million.)
- PHILEX, PhilEx, Philex
- PHILadelphia Stock EXchange. Founded in 1790, it is the oldest exchange in
the US. [There's an old building called the Bourse on Independence Mall in
Philadelphia, but that institution (see bourse) is not directly related to the
Philex.]
The NASD negotiated to buy the PhilEx in 1998, with a
plan that included moving its options business to New York. Given that options
were the largest part of the PhilEx's business, it seems hardly surprising that
NASD was never able to make an offer that was attractive to PhilEx members.
The Philadelphia Inquirer reported by April 20 that year that the deal
appeared dead.
The following August, the PhilEx, CBOE, and Amex got into what was described as an ``old-fashioned
market brawl,'' trading options on a few of the stocks that had previously
traded exclusively on one or another of the exchanges. The CBOE and Amex
started the fight, listing options of the Dell Computer Corporation, which for
years had been traded exclusively on PhilEx and which was almost a third of its
business. Philex countered almost immediately by listing options in Johnson
& Johnson, IBM, Coca-Cola, and Apple Computer, which had traded primarily or
exclusively on CBOE and Amex. By September of 1999, the CBOE had captured half
of the Dell option business, and PhilEx, which kept only a third, was adding
listings for GE, AT&T
and Wal-Mart options. Remember AT&T? Things got even more exciting later
when PhilEx began a price war, putting a ceiling on commissions for high-volume
customers. Of course, that was all before ISE.
- Philharmonic
- In harmony with Phil. (There may be other meanings.)
- Philharmonica
- Phil's kind of harmonica. (Ditto.)
- PHIL-LIT
- PHILosophy and LITerature. Reported at one time (by
one of its board members) to be the best philosophy list in this or any possible universe. It was
associated with a scholarly journal (also called Philosophy and
Literature) that is published by
Johns Hopkins University Press. When I
visited on May 19-20, 1999, a more accurate description would have been: a lot
of pretentious, half-informed talk about literature. Apparently they overcame
the pretentiousness and started talking about politics. By 2003 it had become
just another talk.politics. The owners, Denis Dutton and D. G. Myers, decided
to put the list out of their misery and pulled the plug on May 18, 2003.
Andreas Ramos, the ``moderator'' (nonstandard terminology; the list was
completely unmoderated; he was just the technical facilitator) wanted the party
to go on, and he created a list called Literature and Ideas at
Topica.com. After a couple of weeks, the old list at TAMU was also
reassembled, but perhaps on something like an invitation-only basis.
- PhilMiLCog
- It looks like one of those long official military acronyms. Boy they have
their fingers in everything. You'd never suspect it stands for PHILosophy of
MInd, Language, and COGnitive Science, a graduate conference held annually at
UWO.
- philology
- A word constructed from Greek roots that can be understood as `love of
words,' as philosophy can be understood as `love of wisdom.'
The term philology was originally a comprehensive term covering the
study of all aspects of language. Indeed, early on the American Philological
Association (APA, now mostly devoted to
classical antiquity) had sections for Germanic philology, etc. Some time in
the first quarter of the twentieth century, the word linguistics took
over most of this meaning. Roman Jakobson (b. 1896, Moscow, d. 1982,
Cambridge, MA) entered the historico-philological faculty [i.e.,
department] at the University of Moscow in 1914. In 1915, he and six other
students there founded the Moskovij Lingvisticheskij Kruzok (`Moscow
Linguistics Circle'), with the stated aim of studying `linguistics, poetics,
metrics, and folklore' [translation from his Selected Writings II. Word and
Language (The Hague: Mouton, 1971)]. He went on to make contributions in
all those fields. In 1976, an interviewer referring to his broad scholarly
activity and his multilinguistic competence, asked him ``Who are you?'' He
answered, ``A Russian philologist. Period.'' On his gravestone are the words
``Roman Jakobson -- Russkij Filolog.''
But the word was not completely forget as late as fall 1949, when the novelist
John O'Hara sent a letter to his friends Jim and Helen Thurber, preserved in
Selected Letters of James
Thurber.
Dear Thurbs:
By the way, what does a thurber do? What is thurbing? ``I think I'll
go out and thurb the nasturtiums.'' ``Shall we go thurbing this afternoon?''
``That goddam thurbing son of a bitch Ross.'' ``Father, the greeve needs a new
thurber.'' All these years, and I never had the philological curiousity to ask
a simple question.
It's a shame if the reply was not saved, because it ought to have been pretty
good. Better, at least, than what I came up with.
- philosopher kings
- Plato, in Republic, bk. V, 473-C, wrote:
Until philosophers are kings, or the kings and princes of this world have the
spirit and power of philosophy, and political greatness and wisdom meet in
one, and those commoner natures who pursue either to the exclusion of the
other are compelled to stand aside, cities will never have rest from their
evils - no, nor the human race, as I believe - and then only will this our
State have a possibility of life and behold the light of day.
A famous remark of Frederick the Great:
``If I wanted to punish a province, I would give it to philosophers to govern.''
Doctors of Philosophy, maybe? The Best and the Brightest! And do
not forget that great philologist and foiled lexicographic reformer, Claudius.
William F. Buckley has famously remarked that he would rather be governed by
the first 1000 names in the Boston phone book than by the faculty of Harvard University. Of course, WFB is a
Yalie.
- Philosophical Writing
- No, no, this entry isn't about philosophical writing per se. It's
about a book recently discarded by an undergraduate, and I'm so excited I have
to share. The book's title is -- you guessed it: Philosophical Writing.
It's by A.P. Martinich, and it is the most completely slapdash book I can ever
recall skimming. It is slapdash from start to finish, and probably at a few
places in between. It's an absolute treasure: every page has something to
contemn! Do I mean literally every page, have I checked? Oh, alright, it's
absolutely a relative treasure.
Sloppy from the start, though, as I said: The first extended prose in my copy
is the ``Note to the Second Edition,'' on p. vii. (None of the roman-numeral
pages displays a page number; I got the page number from the ToC. Useful,
eh?) It begins thus: ``Writing to a friend, Voltaire apologized for the length
of his letter: `If I had had more time, this letter would have been
shorter.' '' The author (Martinich) means this quote to say something
about his own writing and it does: it says that he couldn't be troubled to
check any handy reference to find out that the author was Blaise Pascal.
It goes on like this, but I'm not going to work any harder writing a review
than the author did writing the book in the first place. The book is a
great deaccession candidate for any library that has it.
- philosophically unsophisticated
- Reasonable, sensible.
- philosophy
- A poison that generally sharpens verbal reasoning ability while destroying
the ability to think.
That succinct definition is just the second fruits of my research. I'll be
adding more later, after I think even more deeply about it.
- Philosophy Now
- A periodical. Some of the
content is online, because it's urgent. It comes out five, maybe six times a
year. What is the deeper significance? I vow not to know until I find out.
- philosophy team sports
- The World Cup final between Germany and Greece, as presented by Monty
Python, is available in many versions on YouTube. This link is
to the most complete coverage I found.
A chart of APA Philosophy Referee Hand Signals was created by Landon W. Schurtz
(a Ph.D. candidate at U. Okla.) in 2009, but seems to be available only on
other peoples' blogs, like this
one or this
other one. The signals are similar to those of (North American) football,
though the meanings differ slightly. Here is a comparison:
Football meaning(s) of signal Philosophy signal meaning
============================= =========================
Clipping Straw man
Delay of game Can you state that claim
more concisely?
False start Please let me finish
before you object
First down Premise accepted
Holding Irrelevant
Illegal cut I'd like to make a
friendly amendment
Illegal motion Non sequitur
Illegal use of hands Unilluminating appeal to intuitions
No play, penalty declined I'll spot you that claim for now
Ineligible receiver downfield That thinker does not
argue what you think
Intentional grounding Naturalistic fallacy
Loss of down I'll have to consider that
Offside I don't actually believe this,
but for the sake of argument...
Pass interference Unilluminating appeal to skepticism
Personal foul Personal foul
Safety I believe that claim actually
supports my objection
Start clock (time in) Your argument is circular
TD, successful PAT or FG Q.E.D.
Time out Your claims are inconsistent
Touchback Those claims yield an unexpected
conclusion
Unsportsmanlike conduct Was that article from
a refereed journal?
After the game, we can all get together and sing The Philosophers'
Drinking Song.
- philtrum
- The vertical indentation between the nose and upper lip of a human.
Etymologically related to philter, from the Greek root meaning `love.'
- P-H-M
- Penn Harris Madison. The P-H-M [Public] School District is in the town of
Mishawaka, Indiana. P-H-M is one of the reasons private school education is so
popular in this area.
- PHN
- Public-Health Nurs{ e[s] | ing }. There's a mailing list (generic link) for Public Health Nursing
Discussion and Information. Read the archives.
To subscribe to the mailing list,
send the one-line message
SUBSCRIBE phnurses Firstname M. I. Lastname
to <listproc@u.washington.edu>.
- phone booth
- A restaurant table between two padded bench seats, or with at least one
padded bench seat and with the table against a (usually low) room divider.
When people speak over the phone, they must raise their voices so they can be
heard throughout the restaurant, because the person they're speaking with is
far away.
- phone sex
-
- Flirting with an unseen prostitute, usually. (I almost wrote
``normally.'' Out of sight...) And paying for the privilege. (Out of
mind.)
- Ooooh, getaload o'that sleek Trimline. Hubba-hubba!
- The best thing about phone sex is that you don't have to sex them
to make sure they're properly paired. They'll ring and swing anyway.
Have a conference-call orgy!
See also sexting.
- phonet
- Appletalk over phone cable. Pronounced ``phone-net.''
- phonetic alphabet
- There is
a standard set of words used to assure that voice-transmission
of spelled-out sequences of letters are properly communicated.
- phonon
- A quantum of excitation of lattice deformation. As a particle, the
phonon obeys Bose-Einstein statistics -- it's a
boson.
``The Living Encyclopedia of
Physics'' has an entry
- photoCD
- They have lower internal resistance, to discharge faster.
Ftp site here.
- photoflash capacitors
- They have lower internal resistance, to discharge faster.
- photometry
- The eye is not equally sensitive to power at different frequencies, even
when the different frequencies are within the visible spectrum. In order to be
able to discuss perceived light intensity, it is necessary to scale light
intensity by the eye's sensitivity at each component frequency. Obviously it
is impossible to do this in a way that is exactly appropriate for all human
eyes, since eyes differ. Nevertheless, a standard sensitivity table was
defined based on measurements for a number of people.
I will try to finish this.
- PHP
- Personal Handy Phone. See PHS.
- PHP
- Personal Home Page. PHP was originally a set of tools for people to track
hits to their own web pages, but grew into a more general server-side scripting
language. Eventually the expansion became PHP Hypertext Preprocessor. In
principle, despite the appearance, this needn't be a recursive acronym
(XARA). The new PHP expansion contains the old PHP,
so one could as well expand PHP as Personal Home Page Hypertext Preprocessor.
Michael Neumann's extensive list of
sample short
programs in different programming languages includes
a couple of
bits of PHP script for insertion in a PHP document.
- PhRMA
- PHarmaceutical Researchers and Manufacturers
of America. A drug-company lobby in Washington, D.C. As of fall 2002, it employed at least twenty
former members of Congress and various top staffers from the previous (Clinton)
administration. Recent acquisitions included top health care aides from the
staffs of Senators John McCain and Bill Frist. The wife of the then Senate
minority leader was also working for them, demonstrating that she was a
liberated modern woman who does not depend on her husband for her income and
status. I imagine that PhRMA values her chemical expertise. She has also
pointed out that all those young kids on congressional staffs don't even
realize that she has a family connection. I hadn't realized that Daschle was
such a common name.
- PHRMG
- The Palestinian Human Rights Monitoring
Group.
- PHS
- Personal Handyphone System. Wasei eigo for
a Japanese-standard cordless digital phone service.
It functions at much lower power than ordinary cellular phone systems, so it's
intended as a walking-around phone for high population-density areas. The sets
are cheaper and lighter. Since its introduction in July 1995, the standard has
been adopted in Australia and Southeast Asia.
Here's one from NEC, and s'more info at Q6 of
this FAQ. Initially developed by NTT. Operates
at 1.9 GHz.
- PHS
- Public Health Service. Part of the US Department of Health and Human
Services (DHHS).
- PHS
- Public High School.
- Ph.T., PhT
- Putting Hubby Through. A certificate that Harvard used to award to ``spouses'' (as news
reports many years later sensitively describe it). I find it hard to believe
that they used the word hubby, which word it seems to me is a recent
import from England by way of the supermarket tabloids, rather than
husband. I mean, we're talking Harvard here.
I learned of it during the celebrated 1997 divorce trial of Gary and Lorna
Jorgenson Wendt. Gary Wendt, CEO of General
Electric (GE) Capital Corp., and Lorna separated
in 1995. He offered her $11 million, she sought half of an estate she
claimed was worth $100 million as her due for being a ``career corporate
wife.'' She introduced the Ph.T. in evidence (inter alia, of course).
She was awarded over $17M plus over $0.252M alimony.
- pHVA level
- Plasma level of HomoVanillic Acid.
This entry is on the level.
- PHWR
- Pressurized Heavy-Water Reactor.
- PHY
- PHYsical layer of the OSI model. Cf.
AAL.
- phylloxera
- Disease that attacked French vines many years ago. France had to import American grape (Chilean
and I think US were used), which has a natural resistance. The American vine
was used
as a root graft. This is subject to change as soon as I get the straight dope.
- physical demography
- Well, there's political geography and physical geography -- why not
political demography and physical demography?
Here's my contribution to physical demography. On February 2, 2008, on his
regularly syndicated weekly (Saturdays) radio program
(``America's Car Show''), Tom
Torbjornsen gave his evaluation of the Kia Spectra5
Wagon, I think it was. He said he had one basic problem with it: it was
inappropriate for a person of his ``stature.'' He didn't mean his eminence as
an automobile talking head. He also didn't mean his height. He drove it 200
miles and was very uncomfortable. The seats were narrow -- adequate for a
120-lb. woman or a 150-lb. man, but not for anyone bigger. He commented that
this made the vehicle inappropriate for ``a large part of the population.''
From his intonation it was clear that he did not intend or recognize the pun.
That's why it was cool.
- Physics and Astronomy, Department of
- UB used to have a department of Physics and
Astronomy until the early 1990's. Then one day, it was suddenly gone!
Fortunately, none of the members were hurt. Everyone was safely transferred
to a newly created department, called the
Physics Department.
According to a Stammtisch informant in a good position to know, the following
event occurred in the old days. Someone called the department's director of
undergraduate studies (the informant, as a matter of fact) to ask what courses
the department offered in astrology. The caller probably was not satisfied
with the answer.
- physics crossword puzzles
- US-style, newspaper-density, reasonably difficult physics-themed or
physicsy crucigrams. (Not vocabulary puzzles.) They're coming soon. The
target date is February 28, at
<http://www.plexoft.com/PXW/>.
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