- N
- kNight. The kind that moves gimpy across the chessboard. See more
complete information at Kt.
- n
- Abbreviation for metric prefix nano-,
representing 10-9, or one (American)
billionth.
Back when most of my work was in nanoelectronics, I named one of my Sun
workstations enano. It was a pun.
- N
- Nematic. A liquid-crystal phase with orientational order and no positional
order. If you ignore molecule orientations, the phase is a liquid. Usually in
this context, molecules are treated as if they had the symmetry of rods:
orientation is characterized by the direction of the long axis of the molecule.
(Strictly speaking, it is possible to have a further orientational ordering,
associated with rotations of molecules about their major axes. In practice,
however, phase diagrams usually involve transitions to different kinds of
ordered liquid crystals, such as smectic and cholesteric, as well as to
crystalline and liquid phases.)
- \n
- Newline escape sequence. See the LF entry for
equivalences, the B (programming language) entry
for etymology.
- N
- Newton. Force unit in MKSA or MKS system. 9/40 of a pound, in
sensible units. 105 dyne, in older approved units.
Usage note: units named after people are not capitalized, but their symbols
are. Hence, N abbreviates a unit that is spelled out as ``newton.''
1 N = 1 kg m/s2
- N
- Nitrogen. Learn more at its
entry in WebElements and its entry
at Chemicool.
When people say ``as free as the air,'' they're talkin' nitrogen, 78%,
and that can go for as little as pennies on the cubic foot.
Gallium Nitride (GaN) has been used to create blue
lasers, so now [I think I entered this entry in 1995] full-color flat-panel
displays and area illumination based on compound semiconductors are
anticipated. When people talk about the danger of material shortages that
might result, they're not talkin'bout nitrogen.
- n
- Nonideality factor in semiconductors. Simple semiconductor device models
(like the Ebers-Moll model) typically contain voltage-dependent factors of the
form exp(qV/kBT),
arising as ratios of Gibbs factors. The fit of measured characteristics can
often be substantially improved by inserting a fudge factor in the argument of
the exponent: exp(qV/nkBT).
Although this is essentially a phenomenological correction, it does have some
theoretical justification, in a slightly more complicated approximation than
that which yields the standard Ebers-Moll equations. If transport across the
depletion region is modeled as taking place in two stages, then
n = 2 is obtained as a limiting case. Usually the two
theoretical approximations serve as bounds on the empirical fit: the
nonideality factor lies between 1 and 2. For good Si devices, n in the range
of 1.1-1.3 provides a good fit for high voltages, and 1.6-1.8 fits well for low
voltages. (The transition between these regions is moderately sharp -- taking
place over less than half a volt around 0.65 V -- so there are regions
where constant-n is a useful approximation.)
Schottky barrier diodes with
low-to-moderate doping, dominated by majority-carrier conduction, are nearly
ideal (1 < n < 1.03). Space-charge layer recombination
(essentially the ``more complicated'' mechanism described above) and hole
injection from the metal can both increase n. Interfacial effects and
other cruddy parasitic stuff can also raise n.
The large-n limit is ohmic behavior. As the doping on the semiconductor
side of a Schottky is increased and the space-charge layer correspondingly
shortened, quantum tunneling comes into play and is said to raise n.
This is not so mysterious: a highly-doped Schottky (i.e., a metal
contact to highly-doped semiconductor) is simply (precious word, that) an ohmic
contact.
See also A and A0.
- N
- Nonmetal. Click M for metal.
(Dial M for Murder, or else this number.)
- N
- North. Vide compass directions.
- n.
- Noun.
- N
- November. Not an abbreviation here, just the FCC-recommended ``phonetic
alphabet.'' I.e., a set of words chosen to represent alphabetic
characters by their initials. You know, ``Alpha Bravo Charlie ... .''
The idea behind the choice is to have words that the listener will be able
to guess at or reconstruct accurately even through noise (or narrow
bandwidth, like a telephone). November is a good choice.
- N
- Number of neutrons in a nucleus.
- N
- Number of anything. E.g., number of elements in a sample population,
number of elements in a finite universe (in the statistical sense of the term),
number of terms in a sum.
- NA
- Avogadro's Number. The number of whatever in a mole.
6.022137 × 10²³ .
Until well into the twentieth century, calculations used Loschmidt's number
instead, to get around the fact that the atomic hypothesis was not universally
agreed to have been conclusively demonstrated.
- NA
- N-acetyl-Aspartate. A brain chemical.
- .na
- (Domain name extension for) Namibia. In 2006, Namibia became the
world's largest maternity ward so that all of Angelina Jolie's children could
be born in the third world.
You'd suppose the adjective form corresponding to Namibia would be
Namibian. But FWIW, they have a bi-weekly (issues on Tuesdays and
Fridays) Afrikaans-English newspaper, based in Walvis Bay, called the Namib
Times. It was founded by Paul Vincent in 1958 as a bi-weekly trilingual
newspaper. He sold it in 2002 when his health started failing. At the time of
his death in 2004 it was the country's second-oldest newspaper.
- NA
- Narcotics Anonymous. On the pattern of
that obscure organization ``Alcohols Anonymous,'' I
imagine that this must be a twelve-step program for drugs that have come to the
terrible realization that they are narcotics. For the benefit of
anonymous Francophone narcotics, here's a
link to Narcotiques Anonymes (Québec).
- N.A.
- National Association.
- NA
- Network Analyzer.
- NA
- Next Address.
- NA
- NorAdrenaline.
- NA, N.A.
- North America.
- NA, N.A.
- Northanger Abbey. Title and one of the main locations of a novel by
Jane Austen.
In chapter 5 of William
Cobbett (1925), G.K. Chesterton makes an observation about NA that it
was very characteristic of him to make:
We should think it rather odd if a profiteer had a country
house that was called The Cathedral. We might think it strange
if a stockbroker had built a villa and habitually referred to it
as a church. But we can hardly see the preposterous profanity
by which one chance rich man after another has been able to
commandeer or purchase a house which he still calls an Abbey.
It is precisely as if he had gone to live in the parish church;
had breakfasted on the altar, or cleaned his teeth in the font.
That is the short and sharp summary of what has happened in
English history; but few can get it thus foreshortened or in any
such sharp outline. ...
The romantic reactionary at the end of the eighteenth century
might not often find the Bad Baronet in a castle, but might
really find him in an abbey. The most attractive of all
such reactionaries, Miss Catherine Morland, was not altogether
disappointed in her search for the Mysteries of Udolpho.
She knew at least that General Tilney lived in an abbey;
though even she could hardly have mistaken General Tilney
for an abbot. Nor was she wrong in supposing that a crime
had been committed by that gentleman in Northanger Abbey.
His crime was not being an abbot. But Jane Austen, who had so
piercing a penetration of the shams of her own age, had had a little
too much genteel education to penetrate the shams of history.
Despite the perverse humour of her juvenile History of England,
despite her spirited sympathy with Mary Stuart, she could
not be expected to see the truth about the Tudor transition.
In these matters she had begun with books, and could not be expected
to read what is written in mere buildings and big monuments.
She was educated, and had not the luck to be self-educated
like Cobbett. The comparison is not so incongruous as it may seem.
They were the four sharpest eyes that God had given to
the England of that time; but two of them were turned inward
into the home, and two were looking out of the window.
I wish I could think that they ever met.
- NA, N/A, n.a.
- Not { Applicable | Available }. When you need both senses, make a
distinction by using either d.n.a. (does not
apply) or, if applicable, n.d.a. (no data
available), or both.
- NA
- Numerical Aperture.
- NA
- Nurse Anesthetist.
- Na
- Chemical element abbreviation for sodium
(q.v.). The most common alkali
metal in the earth's crust. Learn more at its
entry in WebElements and its entry
at Chemicool, where it was
#3 on the Top Five
List last time I checked.
- NAA
- National (US) Academy on Aging. You might not want to graduate from this
academy, but it looked like the academy itself might expire. At least its name
had been looking badly. The academy survives with the help of a couple of
lexical prosthetics implanted in the name: see NAAS.
(To ``look badly'' is not a comment on visual acuity but an expression meaning
to ``look bad.'' It seemed to be common back in the 1960's and 70's, mostly
among the frail elderly. Presumably it was an overcorrection among those who'd
been taught that verbs are modified by adverbs, without recognizing the
accepted exception of copula and seem-type verbs. Other common expressions of
this sort were ``look poorly'' and ``feel badly'' (i.e., feel sympathy
or guilt). Of course, the -ly was added by these
kindly elderly folk because they knew that the -ly changes adjectives into
adverbs.)
- NAA
- N-Acetyl Aspartate. Found mainly in neurons, and measurable by proton
magnetic resonance spectroscopy.
- NAA
- National Aeronautic Association.
- NAA
- National Amnesia Association. I think someone forgot to create this
organization. So this entry shouldn't be here (or
here).
- NAA
- National Apartment Association. A
landlords' association. Many of the local affiliates are named something like
Apartment Association of [your area here], but there are also the AOBA in metro DC,
various PMA's.
- NAA
- National Aphasia Association.
``[A] nonprofit organization that promotes public education, research,
rehabilitation and support services to assist people with aphasia and
their families.''
a*pha*sia (uh-fay'-zhuh) n. An impairment of the ability to use
or comprehend words, usually acquired as a result of a stroke
or other brain injury.
See also Alicia
Courville's Speech Disorders page.
Related useless entry: AA for Academy of
Aphasia.
- NAA
- National Archery Association. The national governing body for US Olympic
archery. It changed its name to USA
Archery and or US Archery, but never came up with a good abbreviation, so
one still sees ``NAA'' a lot, in use as if it abbreviated the new name.
- NAA
- National Amnesia Association. I think someone forgot to create this
organization.
- NAA
- Neutron Activation Analysis. The way this works is, you stick the sample
in a nuclear reactor, where it is bombarded by neutrons. Some fraction of the
nuclei absorb a neutron, or maybe two, and become unstable (i.e.,
radioactive). Light elements typically decay by emitting an electron--that is,
a neutron emits an electron and becomes a proton, the atomic number (Z) increases by one while the atomic mass number (A) stays constant. (The
atomic mass
decreases by a small amount.) Detection of the electrons gives information
about the kind and relative numbers of atoms originally in the sample.
- NAAA
- National Alarm Association of America.
- NAAA
- National Association of Arab Americans.
- NAAAS
- National Association of Air Ambulance
Services. A UK charity with a web presence that
seems to evacuate rapidly.
- NAABV
- National Association of Automotive Buyers
and Vendors. Frequently misabbreviated NAAVB.
- NAACP
- National Association for the Advancement
of Colored People. When the NAACP was founded in 1909, ``colored people''
was a euphemism. There's been a lot of water under the bridge since then, and
``colored people'' has drifted across the semantic spectrum to become an odd
sort-of dysphemism. I've heard black people use it facetiously. You have to
give the NAACP credit (backbone points) for not changing the expansion or at
least sealing the acronym, let alone
changing the name altogether.
At its annual convention in 2007, the NAACP held a mock funeral to ``bury the
N-word.'' The mock funeral was itself mocked as a sign of the NAACP's
irrelevance and miredness in the past. That year also, the NAACP cut a third
of its staff to close a $3 million budget deficit.
- NAAEC
- North
American Agreement on Environmental Cooperation. It's a green Christmas in
Bureaucracia.
- NAAFA
- National Association to Advance Fat
Acceptance.
The usenet newsgroups soc.support.fat-acceptance and alt.support.big-folks have lots of
FAQ material.
- NAAFETEE
- North American Association For Exports
To Eastern Europe.
- NAAFI, N.A.A.F.I., Naafi
- Navy, Army, and Air Force Institutes.
``Serving the [UK] Services.'' Also written
naffy. ``HM Forces' official trading
organization.'' A private not-for-profit organization that
``provide[s] community
support to members of the British Forces and their families,'' bringing
``retail and leisure services to some strange and exotic places around the
world.'' Evidently something like a British USO, but
they make it sound like the PX. Until January 1,
1921, it was the Navy and Army Canteen Board.
- NAAFP
- National Association for the { Advancement | Acceptance } of
Fat People? You're probably thinking of NAAFA.
- NAAFP
- North American Academy of Fitness Professionals.
- NAAHA
- National African-American Homeschoolers
Alliance.
- NAALC
- North American Agreement on Labo[u]r Cooperation. Part of
NAFTA.
- NAAPM
- National Association for the Advancement of Perry Mason. Name of a Raymond
Burr fan club and its quarterly newsletter, based in Berkeley, Calif. Like
Burr, it's gone now. It was run by Jim Davidson for a decade.
- NAAQS
- National (US) Ambient Air Quality Standards.
- NAAS
- National Academy on an
Aging Society. Well, it's true that the vast majority of individual
Americans are getting older, and it's true that the average age of Americans is
increasing, so in that sense the society as a whole is aging, but the latter
facts do not follow from the first one. If there's an up-tick in fertility or immigration, will they have to
change the name aging?
- NAASO
- North American Association for the Study of
Obesity. It seems they've been deemphasizing the expansion and prefer the
irritating appositive style (example next paragraph). Anyway, they're not
promoting obesity.
``NAASO, The Obesity Society is the
leading scientific society dedicated to the study of obesity. Since 1982 NAASO
has been committed to encouraging research on the causes and treatment of
obesity, and to keeping the medical community and public informed of new
advances.''
- NAAVB
- Maybe you were thinking of the NAABV, or maybe
that's what you actually heard.
- NAAWG
- North American Air Working Group. Something set
up in 2002 by the CEC Council. The CEC
(Commission for Environmental Cooperation) was created by the North American
Agreement on Environmental Cooperation (NAAEC) which
is a part, or a dimension or wing-strut or something, of
NAFTA. The NAAWG is charged with providing guidance
to the Council and facilitating future cooperative work on issues related to
environmental air quality.
- nab
- To discover someone in the commission of a forbidden act.
- NAB
- National (US) Association of Broadcasters.
- NAB
- New American Bible. Published in 1970. You call that new?
- NABA
- North American Broadcasters
Association. ``North America,'' in this unusual instance, meaning
North America -- at least from Mexico to Canada, and points in between.
- NABB
- National Association of Burmese
(cat) Breeders.
- NABC
- National Association of Basketball
Coaches.
- NABC
- North American Bengali Conference (Banga Sammelan). An annual
conference held in North America to celebrate Bengali culture, with
``international'' (i.e., subcontinent-based) and ``domestic'' (North
American) performers. For many years it's been held the three days from Friday
through the first Sunday in July. They don't seem to have a regular website,
but for at least a few values of yy, the URL for the year 20yy has been
<http://www.nabc20yy.org>.
- NABC
- North American Bridge
Championship.
NABC's, still often informally called
``Nationals'' even by many
Canadians, are held thrice annually.
They're called the Spring, Summer, and Fall NABC's, and they open in March,
late July, and late November -- at different cities in the US and Canada.
The 2006 NABC's were successively in Dallas, Chicago, and Honolulu. This list
illustrates two decided tendencies in the siting that are apparent from the
venues for 1997 to 2012:
- The ``Spring'' NABC (sometimes technically in late Winter) is
generally in an inland city. (Vancouver, in 1999, was the only solid
exception.)
- Every year since 2006, and infrequently before then, the Fall
championship has been scheduled for a major city that is (a) a seaport
or (b) close to Disney World (which is on Seven Seas Lagoon).
Well, they do try to spread them around. The ACBL website serves lists of
NABC's past and
future.
The main sessions of play (afternoon and evening) usually run 10 days, from a
Friday until the second following Sunday. In addition to the major
championships that give the tournament its name, lesser games are offered that
are suitable for all levels of player; there are morning and midnight games for
those who want even more. Consequently, these are the largest
bridge tournaments anywhere, except for those
involving simultaneous play at many sites.
- NABC 2002
- North American Bengali Conference
(Banga Sammelan) 2002. July 4-6 in Atlanta, Georgia. The twenty-second
Banga Sammelan.
The twenty-first was held in Lowell, Massachusetts, July 6-8, 2001.
- NABC 2007
- North American Bengali Conference
(Banga Sammelan) 2007. It's the twenty-seventh Banga
Sammelan, the weekend of June 29 to July 1, at
Cobo Hall in Detroit. Conference hotels (with
negotiated special rates) are the Detroit Marriott at the Renaissance Center,
the Courtyard Marriott (across Jefferson Avenue E from the Renaissance Center),
Holiday Inn Express Hotel & Suites in Downtown Detroit, and the Doubletree
Hotel in Dearborn. When you call for reservations, particularly if you want to
stay at the Renaissance Center Marriott, make very sure they understand that
it's for your 2007 conference. The 2008 Spring NABC
(North American Bridge Championship) is scheduled for March 6-16 in the
Detroit Marriott at the Renaissance Center.
- NABC-99
-
North American Bengali Conference (Banga Sammelan) 1999. July 2-4 (Friday
to Sunday) in San Francisco, California.
- NABE
- National Association for Business
Economics.
- NABI
- National (US) Association of Biblical Instructors. Name used from 1923 to
1964, explained at AAR entry.
- Nabisco
- Originally called the National
Biscuit Company.
- NABJ
- National Association of Black
Journalists. What kind of insensitive journalistic hacks would say
``Black'' when the New York Times insists on
``African American'' (sometimes even for African non-Americans)?
- Nabokov
- As I've noted somewhere, if you mention ``Tolstoy'' to a Russian or
Ukrainian, he's apt to reply ``which one?'' as if Leo (i.e., Lev) had
not earned one-name default status as much as Shelley has. I haven't
encountered the same thing with Vladimir Nabokov, but just in case: the author
of Lolita, Pnin, Pale Fire, and many other works was
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov (1899-1977). His father, involved in the
1917 provisional government, was Vladimir D. Nabokov (1869-1922).
- NABR, Nabr
- National Association for Biomedical
Research. Founded in 1979 to keep the animal rights activists from
crippling medical research.
- NABS
- (Canadian) National Advertising Benevolent Society. ``The
National Advertising Benevolent Society is a non-profit organization that was
established to assist people in the advertising industry and related businesses
who need help due to illness, injury, unemployment, substance abuse or
financial difficulties.''
- NAC
- Network Access Control.
- NAC
- Network Access Corporation.
- NAC
- NitroAromatic Compound. NAC's are an important environmental contaminant
at old military sites, with the principal NAC being
TNT. TNT is known to be
toxic (mutagenic) to many plants and animals. It's truly a miracle substance.
- NAC
- North Atlantic Council. Highest governing body of
NATO.
- NACA
- (US) National Advisory Committee on Aeronautics. Nobody can ever remember
what this acronym stood for. In fact, when it was set up by congressional
legislation in 1915, it was just the Advisory Committee on Aeronautics. The
``National'' was just conventional.
On October 4, 1957, the Soviet Union put into orbit the world's first
artificial satellite. It was an 83.6-kg (186-lb.) metal sphere named
Sputnik (Russian for `traveler'). Apart from going around the planet
once every ninety-six minutes, it performed only two memorable actions: send
out a lonely-toy beep, and send the West into a hysterical panic.
On October 1, 1958, NACA was succeeded by NASA.
It is probably fair to mention, in advance of further details, that the US
space program suffered a number of embarrassing failures between those
Octobers, but that they were the failures not of NACA but of the unprepared
Navy program initially selected to carry out the effort.
- NACA
- National Association for Campus
Activities. ``[A] member-based, not-for-profit association composed of
colleges and universities, talent firms and artists/performers, student
programmers and leaders, and professional campus activities staff. We are a
clearinghouse and catalyst for information, ideas and programs promoting a
variety of college and university activities, from leadership development to
student programming.''
- NACA
- National Association of Child
Advocates. ``They educate decision makers...'' Right.
- NACA
- Neighborhood Assistance Corporation of
America. ``[Their] mission is to set a new national standard on providing
loans to low and moderate income people and those who are considered to be
subprime borrowers.''
- NADCA
- Nepalese Academy of Cosmetic Aesthetic Dentistry.
- NA-CAP
- North American Computing And Philosophy
conference. Coordinated with IACAP.
- NACAT
- North American Council of Automotive
Teachers. It ``is the ONLY international organization devoted to teachers
and trainers of automotive technology and its related fields.'' It was
difficult when we were first starting out. You can't imagine how hard it can
be to get even the simplest idea into a cylinder head, or ``block head'' as we
used to say. They never made skulls that thick. Open 'em up and it's obvious
that they're basically just ``air heads.'' Ain't nuthin' under the hood.
There was constant pressure to ``pass them along.'' If we held them back a
year, it would discombobulate the whole assembly line. Things have gotten a
lot better since they started putting computers in there.
- NAC/CNA
- (Canadian) National Arts Centre /
Centre national des Arts (canadien).
- NACCP
- North American Cambridge Classics
Project. A group that promotes and supports the use of
CLC Latin-teaching
materials in the English-speaking bits of North America.
- NACDL
- National Association of Criminal
Defense Lawyers. Not a popular job, but someone really must do it.
- NACE
- National Association of Corrosion
Engineers.
- nach
- German preposition that in typical contexts is translated `after,' `to,' or
towards.' If these seem contradictory, think of chasing after something.
The same word functions as a postposition meaning something like `according to
[the object of the postposition].' See m.A.n. for
an example.
- nAch
- Need for ACHievement. A term of art among psychologists.
Shows how much they know. Ask any advertising professional:
image is everything.
- Nachkriegszeit
- German, `post-war period.' Usually the post-WWII period.
- Nachname
- German: `last name.' German names have the same standard order as English
names, so a last name in German is also a family name
(Familienname).
Vgl. Vorname. Cf. tria nomina.
- Nachtrag
- German, `appendix.' From nach, `after' and trag, root of the
verb tragen, `to pull' or `to drag' (the cognate).
- nachtragend
- I'm not trying to create a German-English dictionary or anything, but I
figured I'd add this entry because of the charming imagery of the word.
Eventually I may even give a translation.
- NACO
- (Canadian) National Arts Centre Orchestra.
Keep reading.
- NACOA/AOCNA
- National Arts Centre Orchestra
Association / L'Association de l'Orchestre du Centre
national des Arts. A volunteer organization whose mission is
to support and promote the National Arts Centre
Orchestra. I don't really have to point out that ``National'' here means
Canadian.
- NACS
- National Association of College Stores.
Sponsors CAMEX.
- NACS
- National Association of Convenience
Stores.
- NACSIS
- (Japan) National Center for Science
Information Systems of the Japanese Ministry of Education, Science and
Culture. There's an OLCC
for Japanese libraries.
- NACSCAOM
- National (US) Accreditation Commission for Schools and Colleges of
Acupuncture and Oriental Medicine. Original name of ACAOM.
- NACUBO
- National Association of College and
University Business Officers. ``National'' in the sense of ``American,''
uh, by which of course I mean US. There's also a Canadian analogue called
CAUBO/ACPAU. Not too
surprisingly, the issues that face college and university business officers
differ substantially among different countries. Enteric conditions seem to be
more uniform, and the corresponding organization for food services
administrators (NACUFS) uses a more
expansive notion of ``national.''
That reminds me, in the Summer of 2005, the Royal
Shakespeare Company is touring with Euripides' Hecuba. They're
doing an English version by the poet Tony Harrison. Vanessa Redgrave stars.
The last offering in a season of tragic plays, it should have been the climax.
Reviews have been tepid. I'm not surprised. In this self-absorbed century,
people -- even actors -- have a very selective ability to empathize.
- NACUFS
- Gesundheit! Oh look, there's an expansion:
National Association of College and University
Food Services. ``National'' here means ``the US, Canada, and abroad,'' but
the six defined regions cover the US, Mexico, and most provinces of Canada.
(Mexico, the US, and Canada are all nations.) There's also an
independent organization called CCUFSA.
NACUFS sponsors an annual ``National Culinary Challenge,'' and the winners
receive American Culinary Federation medals. The
six finalists are required to prepare four portions of an original hot
entrée, with side dishes and sauces to balance the plate so that the
center of mass is within one centimeter of the center. Okay, I added the words
after ``plate.'' Contestants (``culinarians'') have seventy-five minutes to
prepare the meal and present it to a panel of ACF judges. In the 2005
competition, it had to include lamb.
- NACURH
- National Association of College and
University Residence Halls. ``National''
here means `Mexican, US, and Canadian.' NACURH has a bunch of regional associations that
carve up the map of North America and give it labels that look vaguely like a
Scots Gaelic declension:
CAACURH,
GLACURH,
IACURH,
MACURH,
NEACURH,
PACURH,
SAACURH,
SWACURH.
- NACWA
- National (US) Association of Clean Water Agencies.
- na czczo
- Polish, `on empty, on [an] empty [stomach].'
Is it really just a coincidence that this phrase is pronounced like a
stuttering of nacho?
- NAD
- Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide.
- NAD+
- Oxidized form of Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide (NAD).
- NAD
- No { Apparent | Acute } Distress. Emergency-care usage. I suppose that
if distress were acute, it would be apparent, but implication doesn't run the
other way, so NAD and NAD are not synonyms. Oh dear.
- NADC
- North American Digital Cellular system. Defined by TIA/EIA IS-54, ``Cellular
System Dual-mode Mobile Station-Base Station (BS)
Compatibility Standard,'' Telecommunications Industry Association (TIA), May 1992.
- NADDIS
- Narcotics And Dangerous Drugs Information System.
What, no ``other''? So narcotics are not dangerous drugs? That
explains a lot.
- NADH
- Reduced form of Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide (NAD).
- NADH
- North American Digital Hierarchy.
- NADP
- National Atmospheric Deposition Program.
- NADP
- Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide (NAD) Phosphate.
- NADPH
- Reduced form of Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide Phosphate (NADP).
- NADSFL
- National (US) Association of
District Supervisors of Foreign Languages. That URL doesn't look very
permanent; visit NCSSFL if you encounter
difficulties.
- NADW
- North Atlantic Deep Water.
- nae
- Scots English for `not, no.'
- NAE
- National Academy of Engineering.
``[E]stablished in 1964, under the charter of the National
Academy of Sciences, as a parallel organization of outstanding
engineers... .''
- NAE
- National Aeronautical Establishment (of Canada).
- NAE
- National Association of Evangelicals.
The largest conservative Protestant group in the U.S. Founded in 1942. Motto:
``Cooperation without compromise.'' On March 6, 2000, the NAE changed its
bylaws to allow member denominations to also belong to the liberal NCC. See related information at the NRB entry.
In 2006, not even 80 months after the NCC co-membership decision, headlines
read ``Rev. Ted Haggard leaves National Association of Evangelicals after male
escort claims he paid him for sex for three years.'' Now, without reading the
sordid article accompanying this headline, I can hazard a guess who was the
``he'' that paid, and who the ``him'' that got paid. (``Allegedly''!
``Allegedly''!) But it's not as clear as it would be if they were of different
sexes. Things would be a lot clearer 99% of the time if we simply assigned
everyone randomly at birth to one of 100 distinct grammatical
genders, and referred to them by 100
corresponding distingishable third-person singular personal pronouns. Slime
molds do something like that.
- NAECON
- National Aerospace and Electronics
Conference. There was one in Dayton, Ohio,
13-17 July 1998.
Sponsored jointly by the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers
(IEEE) and the Aerospace and Electronics Systems
Society (AESS).
``NAECON is the premier national forum for the exchange of specialized
aerospace electronics and related information. It includes a strong technical
program featuring high-quality papers and tutorials, extensive exhibits of the
latest technology and applications, and discussions of the latest trends in the
area. The theme of this year's conference is `Technology --A
Bridge to the Future' [some people
think that just because the president of the US
uses a meaningless phrase, it's eloquent] and emphasis will be placed on
technology development and application of new technologies. NAECON should be
of interest to all military, commercial, and academic members of the aerospace
and electronic community.''
- NAEP
- (US) National Assessment of
Educational Progress. It shows taht we is stoopit. But suppose you
already knew that. Would the NAEP tell you anything you didn't know?
Possibly. Education research is usually pretty bad stuff, and the NAEP is the
stuff of ed research.
There are, first of all, methodological questions. A school's participation in
the NAEP is voluntary, and half the schools selected to participate choose not
to. In other words, what we know about the participating schools is that they
were in the half of schools, roughly, that chose to participate. After you've
controlled for the controllable factors like SES
(socio-economic status), race, etc., you still have a skewed sample. If you
try to compare poor districts with rich, for example, on the ``low-SES'' side
of the comparison you probably have a relatively small fraction of schools
whose administrators for some reason feel confident or competent enough to
allow participation. On the ``high-SES'' side, you probably have a more
representative sampling of rich districts. Thus, you compare
best-of-the-worst, putatively, with typical-of-the-best. In effect, you weaken
the apparent or poorly ``measured'' effect of all factors that really are
effective.
There are also political reasons to be wary of NAEP data. Here, for example,
is a footnote (#73, p. 219) from a chapter in The Black-White Test Score
Gap ed. Christopher Jencks and Meredith Phillips (Washington, DC: Brookings
Institution Pr., 1998). The chapter (6) is ``Why Did the Black-White Score Gap
Narrow in the 1970's and 1980s?''
Dramatic changes starting in one particular year also raise the possibility
that changes in sampling procedures or participation rates could be distorting
results. One conceivable ``explanation'' of the trend data is that black
adolescents' scores are overestimated in 1988 for some reason. When the
1986 NAEP results for reading looked inexplicably low, the Department of
Education suppressed them, even though focused investigations never found
methodological problems that might explain the decline. The 1988 scores
for black 17-year-old students look abnormally high, and the black reading
decline after 1988 would be negligible if this single data point were
eliminated. However, this is not true for thirteen-year-olds, whose reading
scores show a steady decline after 1988. Errors that affect only blacks and
not whites in 1988, affect blacks of all ages in 1988, and affect black
thirteen-year-olds after 1988 appear unlikely.
(My emphasis.)
Here are some excerpts from a Heritage Foundation Report entitled Critical
Issues: A New Agenda for Education, ch 3 ``The Growth of the Federal Role
in Education,'' by Eileen M. Gardner. The relevant text concerns programs
under Title I of the Elementary and Secondary Education Act (ESEA). Title I provides federal aid to counties for
compensatory (remedial) education for educationally disadvantaged students from
low-income families. Gardner writes:
Studies assessing the effectiveness of Title I consistently have shown that the
goal of the program has never been achieved. Yet Congress steadfastly has
resisted efforts to eliminate it. By 1969, however, clear signals were
reaching Capitol Hill that Title I was failing to live up to its expectations.
Results of congressionally mandated evaluations showed that federal budget
officials did not view the program as cost effective; educators complained of
red tape, excessive regulations, and unwieldy bureaucracy; and parents of
eligible children complained they saw little change in the quality of their
children's education. Most telling, perhaps, the achievement test scores of
the children served were not significantly better than their non-Title I
counterparts. The small improvements they did make proved temporary.
She cites some of the research supporting her claims, and continues (I don't
know quote how archly or facetiously the word ``oddly'' is meant)
Oddly, these data had no noticeable effect on Congress's views of the program.
High levels of funding continued. In fact, by the early 1980s, public policy
was forcing researchers to distort data. A prime example is a 1982 report by
the congressionally mandated National Assessment of Educational Progress
(NAEP)9 on the reading, science, and mathematics performance of
American youth during the 1970s. No grade levels were given; no standardized
tests were used. Performance on subjective ``exercises'' created by
``specialists'' determined ``achievement classes.'' ``Lowest'' and ``highest''
were insufficiently defined. No objective criteria for reclassification from
one group to another were given. Vague data for Title I eligible schools were
given, but Title I students were not identified.
[Ftnt. 9: ``Reading, Science and Mathematics Trends: A Closer Look,'' National
Assessment of Education Progress, December 1982.]
Contradictions were unclarified. On the one hand, students within Title I
eligible schools were reported to have increased their representation in
mathematics and science in the highest achievement class at age nine and to
have decreased their representation in the lowest achieving math class at
age seventeen. However, a separate chart dividing groups into lowest and
highest achievers showed that the lowest achievers at ages nine and thirteen
significantly improved in reading but made no significant progress in math
(nine and thirteen) and science (nine). At seventeen, the lowest achievers had
declined in math, as well as reading, and had made no progress in science.
- NAEP
- National Association of Environmental
Professionals.
- NAESP
- National Association of Elementary School
Principals. Their annual National Convention and Exhibition is in April.
Cf. NASSP.
- NAF
- National Abortion Federation.
The ``professional association of abortion practitioners'' in the US
Uh-ohhh: It looks like I missed a period! What will I do!?!?
- NAFE
- National Association of Female
Executives.
- NAFEM
- North American Association of Food
Equipment Manufacturers.
- naffy
- Slang version of NAAFI.
- nafta
- Spanish equivalent of English naphtha
in all of its meanings. The common word for gasoline in some Spanish-speaking
areas (e.g., Argentina). Overall, bencina (`benzene') is more common.
- NAFTA
- North American Free Trade Agreement. Among Canada, US, and Mexico,
took effect January 1, 1994. Diane Gates compiled a useful
list of links.
Among Union opponents: ``No American Factories Turning out Anything.''
(``American'' here used in the sense of US.) In Spanish, TLCAN.
A jealous protectionism of jobs unites all nations. Under (US) federal law, a
work visa cannot be issued until it is certified, in this case by a state's
Labor Department, that no American is willing to take the job. Thus, when a
nightclub in Stuart, Florida wanted to hire a
foreigner for an $11/hour job as an exotic dancer, it had to place an ad asking
prospective US applicants to send a résumé to the Bureau of
Workforce Program Support at the state's Department of Labor. (The ad appeared
the week of April 11, 1999; it ran in the Palm Beach Post.)
Paid a wage up front to dance?
Is the state of Florida qualified to make this certification? My friend Mike,
a solid-state physicist, had a job bartending nights at a club in Maryland.
The proprietor explained to him how to decide whether a girl was a good dancer:
If people bought beer, she was a good dancer. [Girl is a technical term
here, okay? A term of art. I've been in a bar where the dancing girls
happened to be male, although they didn't seem to be. You gotta be careful,
you never know what you'll pick up.]
A concern for the AFL-CIO: there are more
cheap-labor countries on the mainland of North America (N. Amer., q.v.). Good news for the AFL-CIO: NAFTA will not be expanded! Bad news: FTAA.
- NAG
- Numerical Algorithms Group, Ltd.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- NAGARA
- Sounds like a picturesque medieval Japanese
town, but really stands for National
Association of Government Archives and Records Administrators. Compare Nara and NARA. What the
hell, visit the alternating current
entry too. It has some information on
Niagara Falls.
- NAGP
- National Assessment Governing
Board. ``[A] 26-member board established by Congress in 1988 to set policy
for the National Assessment of Educational Progress
(NAEP). The ``Board is composed of state, local, and
federal officials, educators, business representatives, and members of the
general public.'' Not surprisingly, it's findings are completely at variance
with the evident precipitous decline in student achievement that is before the
noses of all educators.
- NAGPRA
- Native American Graves Protection
and Repatriation Act of 1990. In addition the US government website
(preceding link), another source of information is
this page at the
University of Arkansas.
- NAGPS
- National Association of
Graduate and Professional Students.
- NAGUA
- Numerical Algorithms Group Users Association.
- NAGWS
- National Association
for Girls and Women in Sports. One of six national associations within
the AAHPERD.
I guess they noticed that the letter sequence N - A - G
has poor associations. Their logo just has ``GWS.''
- NAHB
- National Association of Home Builders.
They have the HOME page, as they put it.
- NAHC
- National Association of Home Care.
- NAHC
- North American Hunting Club.
- NAHF
- National Association of Hispanic
Firefighters. They have an official seal with the words ``bomberos
unidos'' surrounding a firehat in the middle. See the first
miga entry for some relevant comments.
- NAHT
- (UK) National Association of Head Teachers.
1 Heath Square, Boltro Road, Haywards Heath, RH16 1BL. Cf. NUT.
To be head, or naht to be head -- that is the question.
British `head teacher' is American ``school principal.''
- NAIA
- National Association of Intercollegiate
Athletics.
- NAIC
- National Aging Information
Center. A service of the Administration on Aging (AoA).
- NAICS
- North American
Industrial Classification System. NAICS, developed jointly by the U.S.,
Canada, and Mexico, replaces the
SIC in the US, slowly.
- NAICU
-
National Associa--
tion of Indepen--
dent Colleges and Univ[ersitie]s.
The District of Columbia and about three-quarters of the states have an
affiliated organization. Some of the state organizations (Iowa, Louisiana,
Washington, and Wisconsin) have names of the form <State Name>
Association of Independent Colleges and Universities. Unfortunately, there
is only one NAICU member school in Hawaii (Chaminade).
- NAICUSE
- National Association of
Independent Colleges and University State Executives.
``NAICUSE is composed of the leaders of state associations representing
independent colleges and universities.''
- NAID
- National Association for Information
Destruction. ``[T]he international trade association for companies
providing information destruction services. Suppliers of products, equipment
and services to destruction companies are also eligible for membership.
NAID's mission is to promote the information destruction industry and the
standards and ethics of its member companies.''
The word national in the name is now used
in the common sense of international. There are member companies in
Australia, Canada, the Cayman Islands, Germany,
Guam, Ireland, Singapore, the UK, and in the US, where the organization was founded.
- NAILDD
- North American Interlibrary Loan and Document Delivery Project. That
name sounds just the teensiest bit retributive. If I were you, I'd mind that
due date strictly.
- NAION
- Non-arteritic Anterior Ischemic Optic Neuropathy.
According to a statement released by Pfizer, Inc., in May 2005, this is the
most common acute optic nerve disease in adults over age 50. I'm not sure how
significant this is, after all the qualifiers. An ischemia is a local blood
shortage. ``Local'' in the sense of being limited to a particular body region,
organ, or tissue. It typically arises from a problem in a particular blood
vessel -- vasoconstriction, thrombosis, or embolism.
I can't decide whether this entry should end on the line
``if you keep on doing that you're going to go blind!'' or some other.
- NAIP
- The National Association of
Installing Partners. It ``was formed by a team of sales, installation and
service professionals with decades of experience in the low voltage industry.''
Their site has resources both for consumers and ``low voltage professionals.''
I think that's wonderful.
- naipe
- A word that means `playing card' in Spanish.
Juegos de naipes are `card games' and jugar [a los] naipes means
`play cards.' In Portuguese, naipe means `suit' of cards.
- NAIRU
- Non-Accelerating-Inflation Rate of Unemployment. ``Natural'' rate of
unemployment, although there's nothing especially natural about stability.
- NAIS
- National Aging Information
Center.
- NAJIT
- National Association of Judiciary
Interpreters and Translators. Its newsletter has a digital edition
called Proteus.
They sponsor an unmoderated mailing list
called COURTINTERP-L. NAJIT
was founded (1978) as Court Interpreters and Translators Association (CITA).
- NAK
- Negative AcKnowledge (character). ``What? Hello? Is someone there?''
``No.''
In digital communication, a NAK is a way to indicate that an expected data
packet was not received within an expected time, or that it was found to be
corrupt (typically because a checksum didn't check out). A NAK is effectively
a retransmission request, like ``Wie bitte?'' NAK has been verbed; to NAK is
to send a NAK. The use of NAK and ``negative acknowledge'' has led to the
retronym ``positive acknowledge.''
- Naked Babe and the Cloak of Manliness, The
- A 1947 essay by Cleanth Brooks, on Shakespeare's ``Macbeth.'' Sounds at
least R-rated today.
- NAL
- (US) National Agricultural Library.
``... part of the Agricultural Research Service of
the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is one of four
National Libraries in the United States.''
- NAL
- Network Adaptation Layer.
- NALLA
- NATO Allied Long-Lines Agency.
Allied Van Lines does long-haul OTR moving, but that
doesn't seem to have anything do to with NALLA. Oh, well. I was just trying
to be helpful.
- NALMCO
- interNational Association of Lighting
Maintenance COmpanies. I think that sometimes, you should just bite the
bullet and change the acronym along with the name. Short-term pain, long-term
gain.
- NALP
- The National Association for Law
Placement.
- NAM
- (US) National Air Museum. There couldn't be much to see there unless
they've got some smog on display. Hmmm, it seems someone had the bright idea
of evacuating some of the displays... the NAM only existed from 1946 to
1966; since then it's been the National Air and Space Museum
(NASM).
- NAM
- National Apostolate of Maronites. ``National'' here presumably means
Lebanese.
- NAM
- National Archaeological Museum. There's one in Athens, appropriately
enough. The entire stewardship of archaeological treasures in Greece is a
disaster, because it's under the jurisdiction of a Ministry of Culture that is
simultaneously very jealous of its power and totally underfunded. If you find
something that looks ancient on your land, the only sensible thing you can do
is dig it up and hide it under your bed. If you tell MiniCult about it,
they'll just immediately rope off your land so you can't disturb it, and spend
the next decade or so with the cataloguing of your site sitting in their
in-box. Eventually, they'll collect the artifacts and put them in storage
awaiting analysis in the indefinite future. The NAM has about the sort of
confused web-absence that you would expect from such a system.
Here's the
ministry's pitiful English page for it.
- NAM
- (UK) National Army Museum.
- NAM
- National Art Museum. There's one in Bucharest (Muzeul National de Arta
Bucuresti). The UN has upwards of 170 members,
so I imagine there are other NAM's.
- NAM
- National (US) Association of
Manufacturers.
- NAM
- Network Access Machine.
- NAM
- Network Assessment Model.
- NAM
- NonAligned Movement. An organization created to épater le
bourgeoisie. Founding heroes
included Jawaharlal Nehru, Kwame Nkrumah (co-chairs of founding meeting in
1961), Josip (Broz) Tito, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Fidel Castro, and Enver Hoxha
[socialist and ``socialist'' leaders of India,
Ghana, Yugoslavia (host of 1961
meeting), Cuba, and Albania, resp.].
Oh, alright, technically, it was created to find a third way, not aligning with
either of the two post-WWII power blocs (US and USSR). Sure. The locus classicus of the
``moral equivalence'' fallacy. [To be excruciatingly fair, Yugoslavia, China,
and Albania did follow alternate paths toward the end of socialism, independent
and opposed to the USSR.]
With the end of the Cold War and with emergence of some NAM members from
poverty (typically through exploitation of their resources by the West), the
pretense that this organization has unity or meaningful purpose is often
threadbare, but it must continue to exist (this is a universal law of
C. Northcote Parkinson). In service of its continued existence, it continues
to achieve prodigies of hypocrisy. Perhaps that is its purpose.
You can read online an address
by the Prime Minister of India at the XII NAM Summit at Durban on 3 September
1998. About half of the speech is devoted to the issue of rolling back
nuclear proliferation. The position is very easy to understand if you simply
understand that there are good guys and bad guys. The bad guys are all the
countries that have nuclear weapons, and nothing that the bad guys do is ever
even remotely progressive. The good guys are the countries that are working so
hard to ban the bomb. Most of the good guys have no nukes, but some, like, uh, India, have tested
peaceful nuclear devices.
India is still with the good guys, though, because India's heart is in the
right place. India was forced to develop its peaceful devices by military
threats from unnamed neighbors. This is in contrast with the bad guys, who
only developed nuclear weapons because they want to destroy the world and harm
the environment. Ditto Pakistan. Others coming soon.
There doesn't seem to be an official NAM site. This one from the government of South Africa
looks relatively official. Let's try this
one for the XIII NAM Summit in early 2003.... Oops: ``[an error occurred
while processing this directive].''
- NAM
- Number Assignment Module.
- NAM
- Nunavut Association of Municipalities.
- NAMA
- National Agri-Marketing Association.
Based in KS, and by that I don't mean K Street.
- namae
- Japanese noun meaning `name.' It's not a loan from any European language.
It's normally written with two kanji.
- NAMB
- National (US) Association of Mortgage
Brokers.
- NAMC
- National (South African) Agricultural
Marketing Council.
- NAMC
- National (US) Association of
Medical Communicators. Medical Communication is a booming subfield within
the Human Communications discipline. Doctors and medical students are being
trained in effective communication with patients, honing their rhetorical art
on simulated patients (SP's). However, that's all largely irrelevant to this
entry, because NAMC is an organization for journalists and others who report
medical news to the public.
- NAMC
- National (US) Association of
Minority Contractors. It ``is
a nonprofit trade association that was established in 1969 to address the
needs and concerns of minority contractors. While membership is open to
people of all races and ethnic backgrounds, the organization's mandate,
`Building Bridges -- Crossing Barriers,' focuses on construction industry
concerns common to African Americans, Asian Americans, Hispanic Americans, and
Native Americans.'' They apparently also serve women contractors.
``Covering 49 states, the District of Columbia and the Virgin Islands, NAMC's
membership base includes general contractors, subcontractors, construction
managers, manufacturers, suppliers, local minority contractor associations,
state and local governmental organizations, attorneys, accountants, and other
professionals.'' Organizational funding comes from membership dues, federal
and state government grants, and private-sector grants and contributions.
I wonder if Vermont is the state where they have no members. In the last
debate among Democratic Presidential aspirants before the Iowa Caucuses in
2004, Rev. Al Sharpton sharply criticized former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean for
not having any blacks in high positions in his administrations in Montpelier.
(I forget the wording.) Former Senator Carol Moseley Brown, who was in the
presidential race just to rehabilitate her reputation, defended Dean against
Sharpton. In the aftermath of this debate, Sharpton's poll numbers plummeted
from 1% to 0.1%. Moseley Brown dropped out of the race, mission accomplished,
throwing her support to Dean. Dean's poll numbers slid, and he fell from
front-runner to a disappointing third-place finish.
Afterwards, Dean gave a rousing, animated we-will-not-give-up speech to his
supporters and campaign workers. The speech was televised, and apparently
people over the age of about 25 thought it was a little too animated.
He didn't look presidential enough. Throughout 2003, the man looked like he
was ready to burst with anger at George W. Bush, and now they notice
that he's emotional? What a bunch of uptight honkies. The next week, there
was a debate ahead of the New Hampshire primary. Dean actually felt it
necessary to spin his performance in that televised pep talk, implying none too
subtly that he'd been condescending to his young supporters. Sharpton was
consoling, pointing out that if he (Sharpton) had spent the money Dean
had spent, and gotten 18% of the vote, he would still be in Iowa celebrating.
Apparently some candidates are in the race only to place or show. After the
debate, Dean's poll numbers began to rally from his post-Iowa low, but
Sharpton's soared immediately, from the neighborhood of 0.1% to the threshold
of those heady single-digit heights. With just another factor-of-ten bump,
Sharpton could be a contender for third place. See the MOE entry for an explanation of why these numbers are
meaningful.
Seriously, Dean needs to find out about fitted shirts. For any given sleeve or
chest size, these are available in a number of different neck sizes. Here's a
picture of an angry Howard Dean pointing his finger:
Wait a second. That's Benjamin Netanyahu,
former Israeli PM and current (2004) finance
minister, angrily pointing his finger. Here's a picture of Howard Dean
angrily pointing his finger:
- NAMC
- National (US) Association of
Mothers' Centers.
- NAMC-UM
- National Association of Minority
Contractors of Upper Midwest. Yes, ``Upper Midwest'' is treated as a
proper noun with no article. It's a euphemism for Minnesota. There's
apparently a separate NAMC chapter for Wisconsin.
- NAMC-WI
- National Association of Minority
Contractors of WIsconsin. As of January 2004, their webpage is funky.
AWOL, in fact.
- NAMD
- National Alliance for Membership Development. Since 2003 a division of the
ACCE, q.v.
- NAMD
- National Association of Membership Directors. In 2003 it merged into ACCE, q.v.
- NAME
- National Association Majorettes England. Sic. I am convinced that
this organization is not a put-on, based on this
page (which very reasonably includes an exoteric preposition in the name)
and this
other one (now defunct), and the fact that they even appear to have
their very own official
webpage. As you can imagine, however, tracking down information about
this organization on the web is no joke.
``All I want to know is, What's the name of the guy on second?''
``That's right!''
Are you nuts? Good, then visit our majorette
entry.
The association was formed on the 6th of January 2002. This new association
was born out of the desire for an association for majorettes that would give a
broad range of events at regional competitions with qualified judges and also
the opportunity of representing England at European and World Majorette
Championships, and at the same time keeping their identity as majorettes. At
the end of each competition year we hold our National Championships from which
we select the England Team for that year.
Name [sic] is affiliated to the National Baton
Twirling Association under whose umbrella we are able to take part in the
European and World competitions.
NAME's webpages are on N.B.T.A. England's site,
but they appear to be somewhat distinct organizations, just as baton twirling
and, uh, majoretting appear to be somewhat distinct activities.
- Namensschwester
- German: female `namesake,' literally `name sister.'
Cf. Namensvetter
and name twins.
- Namensvetter
- German: male `namesake,' literally `name cousin.' (Vetter is a male
cousin; Cousine is a female cousin.)
Cf. Namensschwester
and name twins.
- N. Amer.
- North America. In Spanish: Norte
América.
- name twins
- Two people with the same name. That's a precisely vague definition,
because the meaning is not sharply delimited.
Biological twinning is something that normally has to be arranged before birth
-- usually in the first couple of days after conception, in fact. Name twins
can be made at any time, by marriage and other mechanisms. Jeff Gillooly,
husband (1990-1993) and partner in crime of Tonya Harding, changed his name to
Jeff Stone in 1995, over the in-court protests of many of the people whose name
twin he became.
- NAMI
- National Alliance for
the Mentally Ill.
- NAMO
- National Association of Maritime
Organizations. ``The National Association of Maritime Organizations (NAMO)
is comprised of maritime-related organizations throughout the United States.
NAMO represents its members in all matters on a national level that affect
foreign or domestic waterborne commerce using U.S. ports.''
- namorido
- A Portuguese word that is a blend of namorado and marido.
Namorado is `boyfriend' (a parallel construction in English would be
`enamoured [one]'). Marido is `husband.' As the frequency or
normativeness of marriage has declined, there was apparently a felt need for a
way to refer to a long-term male companion or father-of-her-children or
significant other or something. Maybe what
used to be called common-law marriage. Hence the blend.
Usually, this kind of blend is made possible by the fact that past participles
of -ar verbs like amar (`to love') take an -ado ending, while other
(-er, -ir) verbs take an -ido ending. In this case, however, the situation is
a little bit different. The noun marido comes from the
Latin adjective maritus. (Yes, it's
``maritus, a, um.'' The neuter form maritum is necessary for the sense
of `paired, closely joined.') Anyway, there was a Latin
verb maritare which was derived from the adjective, rather than the
other way around. Portuguese also has the derived verb maridar, though
it is much less used than various synonyms like casar. (Regarding this
interesting word, see this CASA entry.) Very rare
is the verb's past participle (p.p.) maridado (Latin maritatus).
The verb morrer (`to die') has both a regular and an irregular p.p.
form, roughly like English `die.' In a decent approximation, one may say that
the regular and irregular forms correspond: regular morrido with `died,'
and irregular morto with `dead.' Portuguese also has words na (a
preposition contraction meaning `in the' and a personal pronoun), but it's
syntactically difficult to arrange a na morrido collocation to pun on
namorido. Namorido still sounds kinda pungent, but then, slang is
supposed to. I propose namorto for whatever semantic opportunities may
befall.
As I've been writing and researching this (sure, in that order), I've found the
the comparison of Portuguese and Spanish enlightening, or somewhat instructive,
or at least, well, never mind, it's going in.
The Spanish congener of Portuguese namorado is enamorado, but it
is rather more marked and dramatic than `boyfriend.' It's more like `enamoured
one' in English. Naturally, then, enamorido (analogue of Port.
namorido) would not be a very compelling neologism. Just last January,
Laura mentioned a term that now fills that semantic slot in Argentina, but I
forgot it. Sorry. The word na is only an archaicism in Spanish,
derived from the even more archaic enna for en la, corresponding
to the modern Portuguese contraction na.
Except for those referring to words beginning in n, all of this entry's
statements about Portuguese also apply to
Spanish, with the following adjustments:
- There are various slight pronunciation differences of the words
spelled identically in the two languages. Most have to do with vowel
qualities. The greatest difference is that the d in Portuguese sounds
like an English d, whereas the Spanish d (in all contexts above) is
pronounced like the voiced th in English them.
- Maridado in Spanish is merely quite rare, rather than very
rare. Sounds like meat, I know. The vocable tends to be used in food
discussions, in the somewhat
bian sense of `accompanied'
(fancy fast food: ``fish accompanied by chips''). The gastronomical
sense also occurs (but is very rare, of course) in Portuguese.
- There are slight and increasing differences between the use of
morrer in Portuguese and its congener morir in Spanish.
The spelling difference represents a phonemic difference, and the r and
rr of standard Portuguese correspond reasonably closely to the r and rr
of Spanish. However, so far as I know, not being able to pronounce the
rr properly (r is easy) is generally regarded as a speech defect
throughout the Spanish-speaking world, whereas there are places in
Brazil where the distinction is muted and in some contexts disappears.
Like Portuguese, Spanish has two past participles for this verb. They
are morido (for Port. morrido) and muerto (for
morto). In Spanish, however, the use of morido has been
steadily losing ground to muerto, so that now muerto is
used in constructing all analytic conjugations. (This is especially
so, that I know of, in Argentina.) A somewhat similar situation within
English is that of some old adjectives like brazen, flaxen,
leaden, leathern, and silvern. These special
adjectives have largely given way to the attributive use of the
corresponding nouns brass, flax, (do you even know what that
is?)
lead [the metallic kind],
etc. (Of course, brazen survives in its transferred sense.)
Other such adjectives -- golden and wooden spring to mind
-- have fared better. So morido vs. morrido. So it
goes. In functional terms, verbs make a closer analogy (lit/lighted).
In some cases in English, strong forms are displacing the more modern
weak forms. Don't tell me ``that makes sense.''
The irregularity of Port. morrer (and Span. morir) has a simple
cause, somewhat similar to the cause of the oddity associated with
maridar. In all these, an original Latin adjective was carried forward
into Romance along with a verb from which it was not derived. At all stages of
evolution, the verb also had a regularly derived p.p., which could be used as
part of an analytic verb conjugation or as an adjective. (A little useful
terminology: a verb form (normally a participle) used as an adjective is called
a gerundive, just as a verb form (also normally a participle) used as a noun is
called a gerund.)
In the etymology of marido and maridar, a Latin adjective
maritus gave rise to a verb maritare. In the case of
morto and muerto, the adjective and irregular p.p. is derived
from the Latin adjective mortuus, which is in fact a regularly formed
p.p. of the Latin verb morior. This is, however, a deponent verb. (Cue
disquieting drumroll.) The verbs of modern Romance languages all use verbs
that function more or less like active (i.e., nondeponent) verbs in
Latin. (Cue disquieting sound effects.) Something had to happen, and
something did, but different things in Portuguese and Spanish. The Spanish
verb morir, like most cognate verbs in Romance languages, is derived
from the Vulgar Latin active verb morire. (Cue monkeys.) A small
number of Romance varieties constructed an active
verb from moririor. The latter was an alternative form of the deponent,
archaic but well-attested, that disappeared in the classical Latin of Rome; it
evidently persisted in places. It is presumed that the rr in Portuguese
morrer arose from collapse of the unstressed syllable -rir-.
This entry is what Wikipedia would call a stub, the sort of thing that
painfully ambushes your toe. It's a twisted stub, and one day when I want to
put off grading again I'll extricate the mori- material and create a new
entry. Maybe by then I'll have some idea how moririor, a
third-conjugation verb like morior (I think), gave rise to -er verbs in
Portuguese and some obscure dialects.
I'll be sure to note that morto and muerto, in the respective
languages, function as irregular p.pp. of matar -- yes, matar,
`to kill,' as in matador. In Spanish, for example, instead of saying
that a man was ``matado por la justicia,'' (`killed by [the legal
instrumentalities of] justice') you say he was ``muerto por la
justicia'' (`dead by justice' -- a marked construction, somewhat like our
`put to death'). Imagine: we still don't have a defective-verbs entry!
Exactly how the semantic load is distributed between the regular and highly
irregular participles of matar and cognates, however, varies a great
deal. It is intriguing that Basque has a complete identity between
matar and morir: its verb hil means both `to die' and `to
kill.' ``Hil da'' means `he is dead,' while ``hil du'' means
`he has killed.' Du and da mean `he has' and `he is,' resp.
They are the respective forms of ukan and izan, as an atheist God
is my witless, er, witness. These are the auxiliaries of all transitive and
intransitive verbs, respectively, even if the transitive verb (like
kill) doesn't happen to be taking an explicit target at the time. I'm
dying; take me to the Camptown Races. (For enlightenment, see
this DD entry.)
Incidentally, although it's not obvious from the orthography, the Portuguese
verb morrer is a stem-changing verb like Spanish morir: the
normally close o changes to an open o in the third person and the second-person
singular of the present indicative. Something happens in the imperative too.
The stem change is more extensive in the conjugation of Spanish morir,
but apart from the stem change and the past participle, the verbs are basically
regular. You wanted to know.
When all that's out, there'll be plenty of space to talk about Italian
inamorata and the fact that wife in Portuguese and Spanish is not
marida but esposa (that's right: `female spouse').
- NAMP
- National Association of Mortgage
Planners. Really, the only reason I put in this entry is because NAMP and
NANP sound so similar. You are reading the dairy of
a bad glossarist. I mean the diary of a mad glossarist.
- NAMPS
- Narrow (band) Advanced Mobile Phone Service. Proposed cellular phone
protocol. Cf. AMPS.
- NAN
- National Academy of
Neuropsychology. It's not a number either, or too or
something.
- NaN
- Not A Number. (Widely used in programming languages to represent the
result of division by zero.)
- NANB
- Nurses Association of New Brunswick
(Canada). In the French-Canadian language, that's Association des
Infirmières et Infirmiers du Nouveau-Brunswick
(L'AIINB).
- NAND
- Not AND. The logic function (or gate) whose
value (or output) is the negation (inversion) of the AND of its arguments
(inputs).
- NANDA
- North American Nursing Diagnosis
Association. It's now ``NANDA International,'' though since it already
was, I think they should have become ``NANDA Intercontinental.''
NANDA also designates a general-purpose taxonomy of nursing diagnostic
terminology. There are a bunch of these
``standardized nursing
languages.''
- nando
- NANDrOlone. A steroid used by athletes.
- nano-
- SI prefix for 10-9. From a Greek root for small. A midget or dwarf is
nanos in Greek (and enano in Spanish). The prefix is abbreviated with the
single letter n.
- NANOG
- North American Network Operators' Group.
- NANP
- North American Numbering Plan. ``Mask'' for telephone numbers in the
U.S., Canada, Bermuda, over 20 Caribbean
countries, developed by Bell Telephone in the 1940's. Originally, all numbers
were of the form NIX-NNX-NNNN where I=0-1, N=2-9, X=0-9. This allowed switch
software to recognize area codes from the second digit. The introduction of
cellular phones, and the stupid policy of assigning a large block of (ten
thousand) numbers to any company, led quickly to the exhaustion of the mere
160 area codes allowed under the original system, so a new scheme has been
replacing the original: NXX-NXX-XXXX. Now there is no numerical difference
between area codes and local exchanges, so you have to enter an initial 1
to alert the switching software that the next three digits are to be
interpreted as an area code.
It's virtually impossible to pronounce NANP so it sounds different from NAMP. NANP is administered by ...
- NANPA
- North American Numbering Plan
Administration. Administers NANP.
- NAOJ
- National Astronomical Observatory of
Japan.
- NAON
- National Association of Orthopaedic
[sic] Nurses. The ``[sic]'' is not part of the name. It's
just a way of pointing out `Look! Commonwealth spelling!'' Sic means
`thus' in Latin. ``National'' means US in NAON.
It's based in Pitman,
New Jersey. Founded in 1980. ``Members are the `backbone' of NAON.''
You also want to celebrate International Orthopaedic Nurses Day!
Hey -- any excuse for a party. Just don't throw your back out.
- NAOOA
- North American Olive Oil Association.
- NAP
- N-Acetyl Penicillamine. Used to treat mercury exposure.
- NAP
- National Academy Press. Guarantees that
all those well-intentioned but worthless and boring studies sponsored by the
US National Academies (see NAS) will find a publisher.
What's the matter, won't Jossey-Bass take'em?
- NAP
- Network Access Point. They're basically the places where the parts of the
internet ``backbone'' are joined, but
what?is.com will be happy to tell you
about them in better detail. So will any of the four NAP's themselves:
Keynote, which monitors ISP performance, finds that they are a
major bottleneck.
- NAPA
- National Automotive Parts
Association. An auto parts distribution system that was founded as a
retailers' cooperative in 1925, it was down to a cooperative of just three
members before Genuine Parts Company (founded in 1928) bought NAPA Hawaii. As
of this writing (2006), Genuine Parts operates 58 of NAPA's 69 distribution
centers. Quaker City Motor Parts of Pennsylvania operates the rest.
- NAPBL
- National
Association of Professional Baseball Leagues. An umbrella organization for
minor leagues, founded in 1902. It was renamed Minor League Baseball
(MiLB) in 1999.
Minor leagues were classified into A, B, C, and D levels from 1902 to 1911. A
top level of Double-A (or AA) was added in 1912, and a level
A1 was inserted
between A and AA in 1936. In 1946, the top two levels were renamed: A1 became
AA and AA became Triple-A (a/k/a AAA).
There was also one league that was Class E for one year: the
Twin
Ports League in 1943, discussed at the
Class E baseball entry.
The lower classifications B, C, and D were eliminated after 1962. Since 1963,
the lowest classification has been Rookie League. There are also Winter
Leagues (a generic term for leagues that play in the off-season; their names
usually include ``Winter League'' or ``Fall League'').
- NAPCS
- North American Product
Classification System. Under development within
NAICS.
- NAPE
- National Association of Private
Enterprise.
- NAPEHE
- National (US) Association for Physical Education in Higher Education.
- NAPEM
- The National Alliance for Photonics Education in Manufacturing.
- NAPIL
- National Association for Public Interest
Law. ``shaping and promoting the next generation of public interest
lawyers.''
- NAPLA
- Northeast (US) Association of Pre-Law
Advisors. Name uncomfortably reminiscent of NAMBLA (no I don't have an
entry for that). For other US regional pre-law advising organizations, see the
list at (chuckle) SWAPLA.
- Naples
- You want the ID entry, really.
- NAPM
- National Association of Purchasing
Management. Now the ISM.
- NAPPA
- North American Potbellied Pig
Association. ``Located in the United States, NAPPA is the oldest
potbellied pig service organization in the world, offering education and
information about the pet pig.'' I dunno -- Wally, who had the office next to
mine at ASU, had a pet like that, too. He regarded
it as a pet, though it was just an ordinary hog, and when it was full-grown he
had it slaughtered. (I recently met a woman who grew up on a farm in Michigan,
and she explained that on a farm you eat your pets. I don't think every
farmer's daughter would put it that way, and I doubt farm families eat cats or
dogs. She tries to be provocative; I guess claiming to eat one's pets is a
standard provocation.)
Remember: for hog accessories, NAPPA; for hogg
accessories, NAPA.
- NAPS
- Negative-Acting Proofing System. I guess I've cleared up that
question!
- NAPS
- North American Patristic
Society. The name is often written with plural ``Patristics'' as the third word, but officially it's singular.
Their newsletter is called Patristics. I dunno. It seems to me
that the adjective is patristic, and the noun is patristics.
The organization name ought to use the attributive noun, because the society
itself is not patristic. I think I'll sleep on it.
Hmm. It seems to have been a consistent spelling error by their original
homepage wizard. It's ``Patristics'' after all.
Oh yeah, ``The North American Patristics Society is an organization dedicated
to the study of the history and theology of early Christianity.''
They publish The Journal of Early Christian Studies.
NAPS used to hold a members-only session at the annual APS, but in 1980 they
went off on their own, and today (2004) they hold an annual meeting in Chicago
in May.
- NAR
- National (US) Association of
Realtors. The NAR periodically computes and publicizes an ``affordability
index'' which is simply the ratio of median income divided by the median
mortgage payment (determined for the same intervals -- monthly income divided
by monthly payment, let's say). At the peak of the housing bubble in 2006, the
index was at 1.08; at the end of 2008, as the bubble is bursting or rapidly
deflating, the index is at 1.42. They don't actually find out what the median
mortgage payment is. They take the median price of houses being sold, stir in
some assumptions such as 20% down payment, and compute an idealized sort of
mortgage payment corresponding to the median house.
- NAR
- National (US) Association of Rocketry.
Co-sponsors TARC with AIA.
When we start colonizing places at higher elevations, they can think about
merging with the other NAR.
- Nara
- The historic capital of Japan. Inland from
Osaka.
- NARA
- National (US) Archives and Records
Administration.
- NARA
- National Association of Rehabilitation
Providers and Agencies. ``NARA was founded in 1978 to serve as the trade
association to represent the interests of Medicare-certified rehabilitation
agencies and multidisciplinary rehabilitation businesses that treat Medicare
patients. The majority of the 250 members are Medicare Part B providers that
contract with long term care facilities for one or more of the three primary
rehabilitation services, which are physical therapy (P.T.), occupational
therapy (O.T.) and speech language pathology (S.L.P.).'' (Pathology is a
service now?) I think NARA originally stood for just ``National Association of
Rehabilitation Agencies.''
- NARAL
- National (US) Abortion and Reproductive
rights Action League.
That name turned out to be a foe paw, I think it's
called. In particular, the word abortion doesn't have very positive
associations, so those who favor it also favor a circumlocution when one is
possible. ``Choice'' is the choice euphemism, and the right to abort is
``rights of pregnant women.'' Eventually (possibly as late as 2004 or 2005),
they sealed the acronym and started going
exclusively by ``NARAL - Pro-Choice America.'' This business works in both
directions (the anti-abortion side favors ``pro-life,'' since everyone is
pro-``pro'' and anti-``anti''), and maybe I'll have more to say about it after
I cook up a shibboleth entry. Cf.
NRLC.
The original expansion mentions abortion and ``reproductive rights'';
I'm not sure what all the other rights are. NARAL has made it clear over the
years, however, that it regards as a violation of those rights any law
requiring a pregnant minor to have a parent or guardian's approval to have an
abortion. NARAL's conception (ooh, sorry) of ``reproductive rights'' seems to
include mostly non-reproductive rights.
Back in Argentina in the 1950's, my father worked in management for a
conglomerate that had, among its businesses, a very large drug store. There
was a strike by unionized employees, which put the pharmacists in a difficult
spot. So the pharmacists came to work but stayed out of sight, and management
personnel manned the counters. A fellow came in acting somewhat diffident, and
didn't make it clear what he wanted. The pharmacist guessed and told my father
to ask if the man wanted ``píldoras para bebé''
(`baby pills'). ``¡Para NO bebé!'' came the reply. So my
father was instructed to dispense two large enteric-coated pills of ginger
extract as an abortifacient.
- NARAS
- National Academy of Recording Arts and
Sciences. Alternate URL: <grammy.com>.
- narc
- NARCotics agent. Law officer working on drug-law enforcement. Most
applied to DEA agents. Pejorative as well as slang,
so I don't think the finer distinctions among different law enforcement
agencies are punctiliously observed.
- NARC
- Nashville Amateur Radio Club.
- NARC
- National Association of Regional
Councils. A ``nonprofit membership organization serving the interests of
regional councils and metropolitan planning organizations [MPO's] nationwide [US].''
``Today, regional organizations include not only regional councils of
governments--or COGs--but also regional transit,
sewer and other public authorities, regional chambers of commerce, regional
studies institutes, regional civic organizations, regional faith-based groups
and regional leadership forums.''
- narcotic
- If etymology were semantic law, then narcotic would be a synonym
of soporific.
- NARF
- National AIDS Research Foundation. Founded in
Los Angeles with a quarter million dollar donation from
AIDS-sufferer Rock Hudson and the support of his friend and sometime co-star
Elizabeth Taylor. NARF was incorporated in
August 1985 and merged the next month with a similar organization (AMF) to form amfAR.
- NARHA
- North American Riding for the Handicapped
Association.
- NARM
- Naturally-occurring or Accelerator-produced Radioactive Materials.
Traditionally in the US, both of these have been regulated only by the states,
with no federal regulation (apart from federally-run facilities). Cf.
NORM.
- NARP
-
Neuropathy; Ataxia; Retinitis Pigmentosa. Symptoms that define (and
whose acronym names) a mitochondrial syndrome.
- narrow fabric
- Any textile fabric not wider than 45 cm (about 18 in.). The narrow-fabric
industry considers its bailiwick to include ``ribbons,
laces, cords, tapes, labels, webbings, wicks, elastics, ropes, straps,
trims, fringes and lanyards ... crafted out of different kinds of materials
such as leather, cotton, satin, velvet, polyester, teflon, rubber, jute, nylon,
fiber glass and also beads.'' They serve a helpful short
textile-terms glossary. ``Smallwares'' is sometimes used as a synonym of
``narrow fabrics.''
- NARSAD
- National Alliance on
Schizophrenia and Depression.
- NART
- National Adult Reading Test. Used as a measure of pre-morbid intelligence
of psychiatric patients. This is on the (in some cases now statistically
confirmed) assumption that the pronunciation of irregular words is unaffected
in various clinical disorders and that performance is highly correlated with
general intellectual ability. It is also necessary to ascertain whether NART
scores are correlated with other measures used in clinical diagnosis of
psychiatric patients, such
as BPRS and SANS.
- NARTE
- National Association of Radio and Telecommunications Engineers.
- NARTH
- National Association for Research and Therapy
of Homosexuality. ``[A] non-profit, educational organization dedicated
to affirming a complementary, male-female model of gender and sexuality.''
Needless to note, they disagree with the majority or official view of the
psychological community that homosexuality is not a disease or disorder
requiring treatment as such. ``NARTH is a member of Positive
Alternatives To Homosexuality (PATH).''
- 'nary
- Hardly any.
- n-ary, N-ary
- Having n (or N) arguments or parameters. Term used to characterize
functions used in a computer program. Usually only the explicit arguments
are counted, and counting is by name (i.e., an array passed as such,
whether by name or by value, counts as a single parameter). If you spend a
lot of time worrying about this, you probably need to get back to coding.
More at the 0-ary entry.
During the Democratic party's presidential nominating convention in 2000,
nominee Albert Gore was suddenly overcome by sexual passion and completely
spontaneously decided to give his wife Tipper a long wet movie kiss on prime
time television, thus completely inadvertently proving that while his economic
program was pure Clinton, he was obviously faithful to his wife (unlike some
other people). Al must think that Tipper is quite a number. And Al invented
computer functions. He probably also wrote that song about Tipperary. (Sorry.
The song just kept going through my mind as I optimized the entry; I had to
find some excuse to squeeze it in.)
The Greek root for the number one is hen-.
Another
song, written by
Murray and Weston in 1911, was
covered by Herman's Hermits for the US market in 1965. The
words came out
I'm Hen-ary the eighth I am
Hen-ary the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
The aitch is silent. The lead singer Peter Noone -- ``Herman'' -- is a
Mancunian half-heartedly faking a Cockney accent. (Incidentally, his surname
is pronounced ``noon'' -- a single syllable.)
In Greek (ancient and modern), the aitch sound is
not indicated by a separate alphabetic character but by a breathing mark or
spiritus placed over an initial vowel. Originally, there was only a
rough-breathing mark; the absence of that mark indicated smooth breathing.
Later a smooth-breathing mark (an inverted rough-breathing mark) was developed
to indicate the same thing. This was not an improvement; the tops of the
letters are cluttered enough with tiny illegible accents.
The rough breathing mark can also appear over the rho, where it roughly (sorry
again) indicates aspiration. Aspiration on unvoiced plosives is indicated by a
change of letter (kappa to chi, pi to phi, tau to theta). In Latin transliteration, all four aspirated consonants
have the aspiration indicated by an aitch (rh, ch, ph, th), but initial rough
breathing on a vowel is indicated by an initial aitch (as in hero,
herpes, etc.). Farsi (the Persian
language) also has that distinction in the arr sound, which is often indicated
in English transliteration by r versus hr. (With a fricative, the aspiration
is more or less simultaneous with other elements of articulation, so it's not
surprising that when explicitly indicated, the feature has appeared both before
and after the base letter.)
- NAS
- National Academy of Sciences.
A ``private, nonprofit, self-perpetuating society of distinguished scholars
engaged in scientific and engineering research, dedicated to the furtherance
of science and technology and to their use for the general welfare. Upon the
authority of the charter granted to it by the Congress in 1863, the Academy
has a mandate that requires it to advise the federal government on scientific
and technical matters.''
They've been proliferating, diluting their prestige among National Academies of
Sciences and Engineering, and an Institute of Medicine. The thin end of the
wedge was economists, then other social ``sciences.'' It was downhill from
there. The same thing happened with the Institute for Advanced Studies in
Princeton (IAS). When it was started by the
Bambergers, partly as a haven for ``European scientists'' fleeing fascism, it
was mostly physicists and mathematicians. Today it's mostly historians and
social scientists.
- NAS
- National [US and Canadian] Airspace System.
- NAS
- National Association of Scholars. The
``only academic organization dedicated to the restoration of intellectual
substance, individual merit, and academic freedom in the university.'' Sister
organization of the Canadian SAFS.
- NAS
- Nerve Attenuation Syndrome. Something half the world's population is
suffering from in 2021, in the movie Johnny Mnemonic (JM).
- NAS
- Network Access Server.
- NAS
- Network Attached Server. A server specialized to file-serve.
- NAS
- New
American Standard Version of the Bible. A revision of the SARV, whose entry is the one to see.
- NAS
- Numéro d'Assurance Sociale. French, `Social Insurance Number' (SIN). Canadian
equivalent of the Social Security Number (SSN) in
the US. Unlike the SSN, it contains a 1-digit
Luhn checksum.
- NASA
- (US) National Aeronautics and Space
Administration.
- NASA
- Need Another Seven Astronauts. Gallows humor after the Shuttle Challenger
disaster in 1986. I suppose there must have been someone with the poor taste
to revive the joke after the loss of the Columbia in 2003.
- NASA
- Netherlands American Studies
Association. A couple of Dutch-university associations of students in
American Studies are VASA and
USA.
American Studies was established at the Universiteit van Amsterdam
(UvA) in 1947, the same year that Secretary of
State George C. Marshall gave his
famous speech (June 5, at Harvard) proposing elements of what came to be
known as the Marshall Plan. NASA (the Dutch NASA) was founded in 1977, at a
conference at the Agnietenkapel of the Universiteit van Amsterdam.
- NASAA
- North American Securities Administrators Association.
Here are some of their tips for not getting taken (from back in 1989, when
fraud was not universal).
- The harder a telephone salesperson presses, the wiser it is to resist. If
a caller turns abusive, hang up.
- Don't fall for any claims of spectacular rewards or promised ``guarantees''
until you can verify the legitimacy of the deal and have a clear picture of all
the risks involved.
- If you can't understand an investment, don't buy it without the counsel of
a trusted and knowledgable adviser. [Ah -- there's the rub! Finding an
adviser you can trust.]
- Never give your credit-card number to a stranger on the phone. [Uh-oh...]
- Be especially suspicious of propositions involving delayed delivery of the
investment in question.
- Likewise, look warily at any deal in which the seller proposes some unusual
arrangement to collect your money, such as sending a messenger.
- NASADAD
- National Association of State Alcohol and
Drug Abuse Directors, Inc. Trying to prevent people from getting too high.
- NASAnese
- NASA jargon.
- NASAP
- Network Analysis and Systems Application Program.
disaster in 1986.
- NASB
- New American Standard
Bible.
- NASC
- Nebraska Association of Student
Councils.
- NASCA
- National Association for Scientific and
Cultural Appreciation. I'm pleased that the nation of which they are -al
is the UK. We're more than well-supplied with this
stuff (Atlantis, astrology that works, 666 taken seriously, etc.); it's good to
spread the manure, and equanimity in the face of flaming eccentricity is
something the British do rather well. (I can only wish it were unusual, but
it's far enough out of round to be incontestably eccentric.)
NASCA says it ``is an organisation devoted to areas of science that are
otherwise poorly covered.'' It puts one in mind of things better covered, to
say nothing of honored, in the
breach.
- NASCAR
- National Association of Stock Car
Auto Racing. Cf.
VASCAR, NHRA.
I beg the reader's indulgence, but since I have a NASCAR entry and a Spam
entry, I can't resist drawing a connection. In a townhall.com
column September 10, 2004, Jonah Goldberg ridiculed US Democratic party
presidential candidate John Kerry for slumming, in so many words, like a
candidate campaigning for votes:
``Who among us doesn't like NASCAR?'' Kerry asked not too long ago, about as
convincingly as a French chef lauding Spam.
- NASD
- National Association of Securities
Dealers. On July 30, 2007, NASD changed its name to
FINRA and changed its Internet domain from
<nasd.com> to <finra.org>.
- NASD as ``market of markets''
- In the late 1990's, the NASD had the idea that it would become a ``market
of markets.'' In 1998 NASD reached agreement in principle to purchase of the
Amex, completing the deal that year or the next. They also tried to buy the PhilEx but couldn't reach an agreement.
The anticipated synergies did not materialize and the business model was
abandoned. On January 24, 2002, NASD put the Amex up for sale. I still have
to check on the current status of that.
- NASDA
- NAtional (Japanese) Space
Development Agency. NASDA was created on October 1, 1969, by passage of
the National Space Development Agency Law. It doesn't seem ever to have been
called anything like ``National Air and Space whatnot'' -- they evidently just
wanted an old-fashioned pronounceable acronym.
- NASDA
- National (US) Association of State
Departments of Agriculture.
- NASDAQ, Nasdaq
- National Association of Securities Dealers
Automated Quotation System. A virtual stock market founded in 1971.
Virtual in the sense that there is no geographically central trading
floor--transactions are conducted and recorded by phone and other electronics.
Has surpassed the NYSE in average daily volume.
Tends to list more technology stocks. In March 1998, there was news of
negotiations to acquire the AMEX. Mmm, let me get
back to this entry, I haven't read the newspaper in years.
Stocks listed on the NASDAQ are analyzed by the NSG (NASDAQ Stock Guide?)
which is not affiliated with NASDAQ.
- NASDS
- National Association of Scuba
Diving Schools.
- NASDTEC
- National Association of State Directors
of Teacher Education and Certification. ``Dedicated to licensing
well-prepared, safe and wholesome educators for our nation's schools.''
``Well-prepared, safe, wholesome'' ... this sounds like lunch. How about
learned, demanding, effective?
- NASE
- National Association for
Self-Esteem. A darn useful and important organization, if they do say so
themselves. For an alternative, research-backed opinion, see the floccinaucinihilipilification
entry. Looks like a real donnybrook! But it's an easy call. I mean, who you
gonna believe -- a bunch of behavioral ``scientists'' or a self-appointed
committee of educrats?
- NASE
- National Association for the
Self-Employed. Vide etiam SBA, AHBA and CENA.
- n-ASER
- Neutron-Accelerated Soft-Error Rate (SER).
Empirical methods of predicting long-term reliability require some
form of acceleration, since time-to-market is much less than installed life.
- NASFiC
- North American Science Fiction Convention.
A NASFiC is held in North America in the occasional year when Worldcon is not.
- NASG
- New-Age Sensitive Guy.
- Nash Rambler
- We really ought to have a Nash Rambler entry.
Okaaaay! Well started is half done.
Nash was one of the companies that merged (as part of Nash-Kelvinator) into
American Motors (q.v.) in 1954. The
Rambler was Nash's most successful line at the time, and much of the early
marketing effort of AMC was bent on leveraging the Rambler product and name.
They rebadged Ramblers for sale by Hudson dealers in 1954; later the separate
marques were dropped and all cars sold by AMC were called Ramblers. That
happened in 1958. The same year there was a joke pop song in 1958 about a guy
driving a Cadillac (in the 1950's this was a luxury car rather than your
grandfather's pimpmobile) and a guy driving a ``little Nash Rambler.'' The
story is told from the point of view of the guy in the Cadillac, who describes
a race in which the Rambler driver is trying to show him up. The song was
``Beep Beep,'' by The Playmates, and it was on Doctor Demento from time to
time. Choose a lyrics page for it from among these.
- NASI
- National Academy of Social Insurance.
``America's only private, non-profit, non-partisan resource center made up
of the nation's leading experts on social insurance. Both in the United
States and abroad, social insurance encompasses broad-based public systems
for insuring workers and their families against economic insecurity caused
by loss of income from work and the cost of health care.
The Academy's scope includes such social insurance systems as Social Security,
Medicare, workers' compensation and unemployment insurance, and related social
assistance and private employee benefits.''
It must be frustrating to be an expert in a field where everyone has a
politically motivated opinion.
- NASIG
- North American Serials Interest Group. The eleventh annual
NASIG conference held in 1996 in New Mexico.
- NASILP
- National Association of Self-Instructional
Language Programs. ``North America's [see
National entry] only professional organization specifically devoted to
fostering study of less commonly taught languages (LCTLs) through self-instructional principles developed
for an academic setting.''
- NASK
- Sorry, I don't read Polish.
(See the Polish entry for even less information.)
- NASL
- National Association for the Support of
Long Term Care.
- NASM
- National Academy of Sports Medicine.
- NASM
- National Association
of Schools of Music.
- NASM
- National Air and Space Museum.
(Was NAM until 1966.)
- NASMHPD
- National Association of State
Mental Health Program Directors.
- NASMIC
- NAtional (Malaysian)
SMI
Consultative Center.
- NASMSA
- National (U.S.) Association of
State Motorcycle Safety Administrators. They use the acronym SMSA for State Motorcycle Safety Administrator[s],
feigning blithe unawareness of the fact that that acronym has already been claimed by the Census Bureau.
- NASN
- National Association of School
Nurses, Inc.
- NASO
- National Association of Sports Officials.
- NASO
- Native American Student Organization. If they followed the usual
``Student Association'' naming convention, it could lead to some confusion.
- NASP
- National (U.S.) AeroSpace Plane.
- NASP
- National Association of Sales
Professionals.
- NASPA
- National Association of Student Personnel
Administrators. It's a professional organization for
``student affairs
administrators, faculty and graduate students.''
- NASPE
- National Association
for Sport and Physical Education. One of six national associations within
the AAHPERD.
- NASPSPA
- North American Society for the Psychology of Sport and Physical Activity.
- NASS
- North American Spine Society.
- NASSH
- North American Society for Sport History.
- NASSP
- National Association of Secondary
School Principals. Cf. NAESP.
- NASSR
- North
American Society for the Study of Romanticism.
- NASSS
- North American Society for the Sociology of Sport.
- NAST
- NPOESS Airborne Sounder Testbed.
- NASULGC
- National (US) Association of State Universities and Land-Grant Colleges.
Too long to pronounce as an initialism, but how to pronounce ``LGC''? My best
guess at the spoken form, until I am informed otherwise: ``Nasal Gee Cee.''
- NASW
- National Association of Science Writers.
Science journalists, but you could be forgiven for the misunderstanding.
- NASW
- National Association of Sexual Workers. This organization doesn't seem to
have a web site, possibly because it doesn't exist yet. Perhaps you were
thinking of the National Association of Social Workers
(NASW below). In 1994, some researchers in
California published ``National
Survey of Social Workers' Sexual Attraction to Their Clients'' (in vol.
4 of the journal Ethics and Behavior; authors were Ann Bernsen,
Barbara G. Tabachnick, and Kenneth S. Pope). It was actually a pretty boring
article; if they ever want to sell a script they're going to need stories, not
just numbers. Maybe a crib from US presidential candidate Jimmy Carter's 1976
Playboy interview (``I have committed unethical countertransference in
my heart'' or whatever it was he said). And the numbers themselves need to be
jacked up.
The article was subtitled ``Results, Implications, and Comparison to
Psychologists.'' The first word there reminds me of a comment in an article by
one R. Shankar, ``Statistical Mechanics of Random Systems--Exact Results'':
I will mainly be giving results and not many proofs. For those of you who are
disappointed by this, I promise a later talk where I will give lots of proofs
with no results.
[I have an incomplete citation source for this. I guess it was Ramamurti
Shankar of the Yale Physics Dept., on or near page 446 of, I think,
``Disordered Systems'' (that's probably a section title if it's correct) in a
1989 book from IOP Publishing.]
- NASW
- National Association of Social
Workers. (Alternate URL here.) Their
Code of Ethics,
adopted by the 1996 NASW Delegate Assembly and revised by the 1999 NASW
Delegate Assembly, is now
available in
Spanish. This whole code-of-ethics thing seems to be a big deal for social
workers. Oh yeah, see the previous NASW.
The California Chapter doesn't use a
distinctive initialism; they just refer to themselves as ``NASW-California
Chater.'' If they used NASWC or something like that, they could have had their
own entry in this glossary. See SW entry for
related entries. I know two professional social workers. Judging from this
experience, the range of intelligence of people in the field is vast.
- NASUWT
- National Association Of
Schoolmasters and Union of Women Teachers. According to this
page, the ``NASUWT is the largest teachers' union in the
UK.'' The organization's acronym evidently dates
back to the union of two earlier unions. I suppose they failed to come up with
a more wieldy name because they got hung up on the contemporary awkwardness of
``schoolmistress.'' The acronym is now pretty well
sealed; on the homepage, ``The Teachers'
Union'' appears in lieu of an acronym expansion.
- NAT
- Network Address Translator.
- NATA
- National Air Transportation Association.
- NATAS
- National Appropriate Technology Assistance Service.
- NATAS
- National Academy of Television Arts and
Sciences. NATAS is not the same as ATAS,
q.v. I was just about to ask, what's with this
``and Sciences'' shtick?
But it seems NATAS is preferring the shorter ``National Television Academy.''
As of 2004, NATAS is having a hard time figuring out how to make internal
hyperlinks that work at the natas.tv site linked at the begining of this
entry. They seem to have a number of independent, equally official sites. Try
the slow-loading emmyonline.org or
natasonline.com instead.
- NATCA
- National Air Traffic
Controllers Association.
- NATFHE
- National Association of Teachers of
Further and Higher Education. ``Higher and Higher Education'' would have
conveyed the same idea more and more perfectly. The organization was founded
in 1904 as the Association of Teachers in Technical Institutes. The silly
NATFHE moniker was adopted in 1976. In December 2005, members of NATFHE and
AUT voted overwhelmingly to merge, the amalgamation
taking place officially on June 1, 2006. NATFHE members were especially keen
on this (95.7% of voting members, as opposed to only 79.2% of voting AUT
members), evidently because the merger would entail getting rid of the silly
name. The new union is called the University and College Union
(UCU).
- national
- An adjective used in organization names, to mean
- American -- as in `National Football League' (NFL).
- Not American -- as in `National Football Conference'
(NFC).
Cf. AFC.
- Canadian -- as in `National Hockey
League' (NHL).
- Of the US and Canada -- as in
`National Junior Classical League'
(JCL). You actually find some people
who think that ``American'' can be used without qualification
in Canada to mean ``North American'' or ``Canadian and/or
of the US'' or some such. That might be logical, but it might
also be inconvenient. Anyway, it doesn't work that way, other
than in proper nouns for continental (or so) organizations.
- Any-old-countrian -- as in the 100+ `National Contract Bridge
Organizations' members of the WBF
(details
here), which is to say
- International -- as in NAID or
NWR.
- Quondam country (adj.) -- as in
TNN.
- Of England and Wales (but not all of Great Britain, let alone the
UK) -- as in
NUT. London-born Kingsley Amis went
to live in South Wales in 1948 (he got a teaching position at
the University of Wales, Swansea), and he commented in his
Memoirs that people there then made no distinction
between England and Wales. They thought of themselves as
living in England. (And presumably they used ``Englishman'' as
a synonym of Briton, q.v.)
These people spoke no or little Welsh, and many of them had
short histories in the place. Amis noted that the culture was
different further north and (of course) in rural areas, though
I don't recall any comment specifically regarding the senses of
``England'' and ``English'' there.
A ``national of'' some country is a citizen of that country (not necessarily
very carefully construed).
- nationalist
- In the context of Northern Ireland: of the opinion that it should become
part of the Republic of Ireland. I.e.,
pro-Union-with-the-Republic-of-Ireland. Cf. unionist.
Ireland is predominantly Roman Catholic, and the
UK
(the union that unionists favor union with) is predominantly, or nominally, or
by default or something, Protestant. (Too, the UK monarch has something to do
with the state church, which is Protestant.) It happens that many of the Irish
leaders in Ireland's struggle for independence from the UK were Protestant. Be
that as it may, the partition of Ireland was approximately along religious
lines. The parts of Northern Ireland where nationalist parties poll well are
predominantly Catholic, and those where unionists poll well are not. In loose
but accurate terms, the conflict in Northern Ireland is between religious
communities. This is not to say that the conflict in Northern Ireland is
about religion per se, any more than the 1960's civil rights
struggle in the US was about skin pigmentation per se.
Nevertheless, in both cases the grievances, perceptions, goals, etc., are
strongly correlated with social identity, broadly defined. However, in the
last few days I've added a couple of potentially inflammatory entries. (Ha!
Try to find them!) Thus, like the news media, I will prefer to ignore the
religious subtext and write as if the N.I. conflict were some sort of
unmotivated abstract dispute about value-neutral national alliances.
- nationalist
- This word has a range of meanings, but in my experience, European
bien-pensants regard it as a very bad thing, almost synonymous with
fascist, whereas many American academics seem to use it in a looser and
less sinister sense similar to patriotic person.
- National Semiconductor
- Here.
- NATIV
- An Israeli bimonthly published in Hebrew since 1988, now under the aegis of
ACPR and available online in
English. The periodical's name is typically block-capitalized in English
transliteration. The Hebrew name of the journal means `path.'
- native
- An adjective and noun ultimately derived from
the Latin nat-, past participial stem of
nasci, `to be born.' It's been drifting semantically all these
centuries, and now generally implies that the thing so described (as
native) is original to some context stated or implied. Hence the term
``native-born,'' whose etymological sense might be something like `born born,'
specifies that the sense in which someone is native to a place is that he is,
as we used to say not too long ago, ``native to'' the place.
- Native
- I thought we should have a Return of the native entry, so here it is.
- NATLFED
- NATional Labor FEDeration. A cult. See longer entry for the shorter
acronym NLF.
- NATO
- National (US) Association of Theatre
Owners. It's known as ``the other NATO.'' Europe isn't even close to
being one of their theaters of operation. The ``theatre'' in the name is not a
misspelling or an indication that they have mostly Canadian or any live
theater. It's just pretentious.
- NATO
- National (US) Association of Travel Organizations. During the 1950's, this
association conducted a campaign ``to change the observance of certain major
holidays to Mondays'' (in the words of James L. Bossemeyer, NATO's executive
VP, in his article ``Travel: American Mobility'' for the Annals of the
American Academy of Political and Social Science, vol. 313, (1957),
pp. 113-6, the source also for the next paragraph).
Specifically, the plan called for the ``observance of Presidents' Day on the
3rd Monday in February, Memorial Day on the 4th Monday in May, Independence Day
on the 1st Monday in July, and Thanksgiving Day on the 4th Monday in
November.'' Bossemeyer claimed that ``[t]he plan has drawn enthusiastic
support from the majority of individuals to whom it has been adequately
explained.'' The individuals who did not support it were evidently deemed not
to have suffered an adequate explanation (see
educate people).
- NATO
- North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
They provide some funds for transatlantic research collaborations, and to
organize NATO ASI's. Apparently they have some
other activities as well.
I just picked up a copy of NATO: A Bleak Picture (Moscow: Progress
Publishers, 1977), by S. Vladimirov and L. Teplov. (The translator is not
named. I detect a pattern here; read about Trotsky's book.) Concluding the introduction, at
p. 25 they explain:
The aim of this book is to reveal the true nature of the North Atlantic
bloc--from the time it was set up to the present day--to demonstrate both the
futility and the dangerous nature of its activities. The book also outlines a
broad programme of measures which are the only alternative to NATO policy.
I'm afraid the arguments are too subtle to summarize.
- NATOA
- National Association of Telecommunications
Officers and Advisors.
- NATO ASI
- NATO(-subsidized) Advanced Study Institute.
Usually held in Italy in the summer, in my
experience. Eligibility to attend, back when that was an issue, was based on
work affiliation, so during the Cold War, Vietnamese nationals conducting
research in France attended. So I heard.
- naturalist
- This is one of those words that has had so many meanings over time that if
all of them were regarded as possible senses in current use, the word would be
almost useless.
The earliest sense (judging from a quoted instance dating to 1581) given by the
OED is that of ``[a]n expert in or student of natural
science; a natural philosopher, a scientist,'' marked as obsolete. I first
encountered this in the ``Historical Introduction'' at the beginning of A.E.H.
Love's A Treatise on the Mathematical Theory of Elasticity. On page 4
of the fourth edition (1934) there is this paragraph (of which only the part up
to the word ``besides'' is relevant to this entry):
Except Coulomb's, the most important work of the period for the general
mathematical theory is the physical discussion of elasticity by Thomas Young.
This naturalist (to adopt Lord Kelvin's name for students of natural science)
besides defining his modulus of elasticity, was the first to consider shear as
an elastic strain13. He called it ``detrusion,'' and noticed that
the elastic resistance of a body to shear, and its resistance to extension or
contraction, are in general different; but he did not introduce a distinct
modulus of rigidity to express resistance to shear. He defined ``the modulus
of elasticity of a substance14'' as ``a column of the same substance
capable of producing a pressure on its base which is to the weight causing a
certain degree of compression, as the length of the substance is to the
diminution of its length.'' What we now call ``Young's modulus'' is the weight
of this column per unit area of its base. This introduction of a definite
physical concept, associated with the coefficient of elasticity which descends,
as it were from a clear sky, on the reader of mathematical memoirs, marks an
epoch in the history of science.
The OED quotes the second sentence above up to ``besides'' from the first
edition (1892), in which Lord Kelvin was identified as Sir William Thomson.
[Thomson was made Baron Kelvin, of Largs in the County of Ayr, only in the same
year 1892.] The OED does not quote Thomson s.v. Its quotations for this sense
of the word are from the years 1581, 1605, 1654, 1686, 1726, 1752 (publ. 1777),
1795, 1813 (publ. 1846), and 1892. It might be that in some conversation with
Love, Thomson used the word naturalist in a way that had become rare,
and that Love mistook his usage for a neologism. Some word was needed, but
during the nineteenth century the word scientist was coined -- probably
by Whewell by 1840, though possibly by someone else as early as 1834 -- and
quickly became popular. William Whewell was a highly successful neologist.
- Nature
- A weekly science magazine.
- Nature's Way
- The hit song ``Nature's Way'' appeared in a studio version in Spirit's
second album, ``The Family the Plays Together'' (1968). One particular
repetition of ``it's nature's way'' is intoned like the start of a sneeze. At
the end of the song, muffled coughs are heard in the background.
- NAU
- Northern Arizona University. In
Flagstaff.
- NAV
- Net Asset Value.
- NAV
- Norton AntiVirus. Antivirus software
for Windows machines that was top-rated by PC magazine from 1997 to 2002. I
don't know about 2003 because I'm writing the entry in 2002.
- NAVE
- NAVE Automatic Virtual
Environment. Developed by the Georgia Tech Virtual Environments
Group. Like CAVE, but completely PC-based and
cheap (a mere sixty kilobucks). See also BNAVE.
- navel
- In 1975, R. F. Autry was awarded Canadian patent 997,608, entitled
``production of meat snack product.'' The patent was for ``a flat edible dried
bar snack having good shelf life and comprising upper and lower layers
[kinda makes me nostalgic for ISO
9000 Certification] of an edible collagen film and a thicker center layer
of meat emulsion.'' The coatings (upper and lower, above and below; also left
and right or front and back -- see below... I mean later on here)
are intended inter alia to
- contain soft meat emulsions during extrusion,
- act as a barrier to oxidation, and
- restrain fat leakage.
Yummy!
``A typical formulation for the emulsion [is] 120 lb. chuck tenders,
60 lb navels, 1.7 kg salt, 1 kg
dextrose, 250 g
black pepper, 100 g red pepper, 90 g mustard, 90 g coriander,
70 g nutmeg, 50 g garlic, 100 g
curing mixture, and 100 g starter culture.'' Double-plus yummy.
(But it needs way more spices.)
``The emulsion is placed on an edible collagen film about 1 mil thick,
covered with another collagen film, and rolled [I think this means flattened
with a roller] to a thickness of about 0.25
inch. The sheet is placed in a smokehouse or drier, and heated initially at
a low temperature and high humidity to allow the starter organisms to
function.'' What is their function, exactly? ``Eventually, a
temperature of 150 °F is put in effect for 30 min. When the
moisture content falls below 20%, the sheets are rolled and cut into the shape
of candy bars and packed. A smoking step can be applied
during drying. It is not clear whether the texture of the finished product is
similar to that of a typical jerky.'' It isn't entirely clear why they need
much of an ``upper'' layer.
The quotes above (including the metric-transition-era units, and the absence of
the word ``cook'') are taken from the chapter 18, ``Meat-Based Snacks,'' of
Snack Food Technology by Samuel A. Matz (p. 232; see the snack food entry for bibliographic details).
It occurs to me that Metzger is German for `butcher,' and that
Metzger and Matz bear as close a relationship to each other as
navels and most people's unconsidered notions of meat or even of mats of meat
emulsion. Yummy. Evidently, ``navel'' is a sort of meat-industry synecdoche for um,
less commercial cuts of carcass.
Currently there's some more navel content in
the entry that follows this one, and there
likely always will be. There's also a bit at the
orbit entry.
- navel exercises
- In Japanese, heso-ga cha-o wakasu [literally:
`navel boils tea'] is an idiom meaning one is extremely funny. Perhaps the
definition is recursive in a Zen sort of way. This
puts innies and outies in a whole new light, and may go some way to explaining
why the obese should be particularly jolly, despite all we imagine we know
about ``cholesterol.''
This entry is part of the Japanese belly information ring. Next stop:
seppuku.
- NAVS
- The National Anti-Vivisection Society.
Animal-rights activists tend to be vegetarians.
- NAVS
- North American Vegetarian Society.
People often become vegetarians for moral reasons (cf. other NAVS). Perhaps you are attracted to moral persons.
Alicia Silverstone is a North American and a vegetarian (or maybe a vegan; I'll have to remember to ask her next
time I have a chance).
According to Desirable Men, Chapter 27
(``Dating the Second Time Around''), p. 195,
Two basic kinds of salads are available in almost every restaurant:
Caesar salads and garden salads.
Further on: ``Hostesses of most restaurants are extremely helpful during
off-peak hours. ... You may ask, `What is an easy
food item to eat?' ... Be honest and let her
know that you will be there on a date and
don't want to make a fool out of
yourself.'' (This is a juicy morsel of advice-book wisdom, inviting
comment, but I'm not going to bite.)
Chapter 24 is ``Graceful Exit Lines.'' Here are a couple from p. 175:
- I'm celibate.
- I need to use the restroom.
(I know the second one worked for Michael Corleone.)
I happen to think that real grace is making ``Mr. Wrong'' think not
meeting again was his idea. Here's a graceful exit-stimulation line
for that purpose:
- It does no good to put Caesar dressing on the garden salad. Caesar salad
dressing has finely divided anchovies.
If that doesn't work, just promise to call.
For more one what to eat and what not to eat on a date, see these entries:
- Hold the onions.
- LBI
It's becoming increasingly hard to believe, but the original impulse to create
this glossary came from a desire for my microelectronics students to understand
those elements of my lectures that might require a level of English fluency not
commonly acquired by ESL engineering students. But
it's all good: some fraction of engineering graduate students finish up their
degrees and, perhaps after a stint as slaves on the fab
line to convert their visa status, go on to open a restaurant with the word
Tandoori in the name.
- Navy NCIS
- Short title of the CBS TV show ``Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal
Investigative Service'' that debuted in 2003. This is what we call an ``Acronymic AAP: Acronym-Assisted Pleonasm.''
For 2004, the initial word Navy was lopped from both the short and long
titles, cruelly depriving us of a prized opportunity for exaggerated whining.
It was created by Donald P. Bellisario, creator of JAG, it fills JAG's old time slot, and its main
characters were introduced in a special episode of JAG late in the previous
season. For people who liked that sort of thing, this is the sort of thing
that they will like. Some
fastidious types assert that technically it is not a spin-off because none of the previous season's
regular JAG cast got a regular part in Navy NCIS.
I don't know how Donald got the extra el in his name -- the Spanish name is Belisario. I see two
possibilities. One is that the name is Italian. More likely, however, is that
he was so happy with the first el, he figured he'd go with that and do the same
thing again. Go with your strength. Do it again. Like JAG and NCIS, or
Navy NCIS.
I think that Bellisario needs to be liberated from the endless cycle of
violence investigation. That's my pretext, as they say, for mentioning
Polisario, which is also known as the Western Sahara Liberation Front. They've
been trying to break into prime-time news since 1975, with little success in
the US.
The lead character of JAG is officer Harmon Rabb, former Navy fighter
pilot. The lead role in Navy NCIS is a naval
officer played by Mark Harmon. It's a good thing we're all so smart, or we'd
have trouble keeping the different shows straight.
- NAWC
- National Association of Water Companies.
- NAWC
- Naval Air Warfare Center. It
used to be called the Naval Air Development Center. That kind of
unexpected honesty really spooks me. Cf. DoD.
- NAWCAD
- Naval Air Warfare Center Aircraft
Division. Part of NAWC.
- NAWCC
- National Association of Watch and Clock
Collectors.
- NAWCWD
- Naval Air Warfare Center Weapons
Division. Also, and probably officially,
NAWCWPNS.
- NAWCWPNS
- Naval Air Warfare Center WeaPoNS
Division. Also, and probably unofficially,
NAWCWD.
- NAWGA
- National-American Wholesale Grocers' Association. I don't know a website
for this organization, but it's part of FDI -- Food
Distributors International, so try that.
- nawk
- New awk.
- NAZHA
- Neues Ausbildungszentrum bei
HARTING. `New Training Center at HARTING.' More specifically,
at HARTING Technologiegruppe. Harting is a surname, apparently of the founder
of the business, but they like to capitalize it.
(